Super Bowl Prop bets with my wife today

[yostevo 0]

With the little lady losing her job recently, we are in a slight financial pinch so we are going to stay in for the Super Bowl this year. I got to thinking how I could spice things up a bit and I figured incorportating some marital prop bets would be a sooper idea.

 

Any suggestions as to what prop bets we should use and what the actual winnings would be?

 

My thoughts on potential winnings:

 

1. Sexual (on demand hummer/oral for her) I'd love to say MUA but it's AWOL in our marriage.

2. House work (dishes, garbage, vacuuming, dusting) One week off from any of these nuisances.

3. Wash car (summertime)

4. Family exemptions. I can obstain from one or more unnecessary outings with the in-laws.

 

Potential over/under prop bets:

1. Total amount of times a reference to the black coaches in the Super Bowl.

2. Over/under on Prince halftime crotch grabs.

3. Over/under of references to the 1985 Bears team.

4. Camera pans to the booth to see the Manning family.

 

Discuss.....

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

This could get interesting!

[thekris 0]

Wow. I think you nailed it. I can't even think of anything to add. Maybe if you're watching the coverage all day, over/under on how many "feel good" stories they come up with throughout the day.

[yostevo 0]

This could get interesting!

 

So what would you want?

 

over/under on how many "feel good" stories they come up with throughout the day.

 

That could be endless.

 

5. How many times that T.O. gets mentioned for any reason whatsover. Guaranteed, he'll find his way onto this broadcast.

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

So what would you want?

 

Breakfast in bed!

[yostevo 0]

Breakfast in bed!

 

That means we'd have to spend the night together first.

 

Breakfast Menu:

 

1. Sausage

2. Napkin

[Brown Eyed Girl 1]

Breakfast Menu:

 

1. Sausage

2. Napkin

 

I was thinking more like:

 

1) French Toast

2) Bacon

3) Fruit

4) Coffee and Orange Juice

 

[yostevo 0]

I was thinking more like:

 

1) French Toast

2) Bacon

3) Fruit

4) Coffee and Orange Juice

 

 

Picky, picky. The next thing you know, you will actualy ask me to cook all of this instead of having it delivered.

 

I thought of another one.

 

6. The exact total of beer ads. and/or car ads.

[PastorOfMuppets 0]

My first (of many wagers) .... over/under on the length of Billy Joel's National Anthem: 1:42.

 

The under is favored. Under 1:42 (-165) ... over 1:42 (+135).

 

I'm taking the over .... here's hoping Billy has a few before gametime, flubs the words/cadence, and brings it in at a robust 2:00

[jerryskids 5,295]

If the game doesn't end in a tie, you don't have to go see a girlie Vegas show.

[yostevo 0]

If the game doesn't end in a tie, you don't have to go see a girlie Vegas show.

 

 

My first (of many wagers) .... over/under on the length of Billy Joel's National Anthem: 1:42.

 

The under is favored. Under 1:42 (-165) ... over 1:42 (+135).

 

I'm taking the over .... here's hoping Billy has a few before gametime, flubs the words/cadence, and brings it in at a robust 2:00

 

 

Are you going to time this or is this an actual prop somewhere?

[PastorOfMuppets 0]

 

Are you going to time this or is this an actual prop somewhere?

 

Legit prop ... I'm gonna plunk my props on bodog.com.

[Wildman 0]

Whiel I don't have a SO at this point anymore, I did bet a friend of mine with a sweet voice on something similar with the conference championship games. Who ever lost had to sing "Happy Birthday Mr. President"

 

I won on the tiebreaker, so she's singing on Tuesday

 

Not sure why she'd want to hear me sing it...that could have been really ugly

[Ravens 03 0]

And .........

 

 

 

 

 

[update]

[jerryskids 5,295]

My first (of many wagers) .... over/under on the length of Billy Joel's National Anthem: 1:42.

 

The under is favored. Under 1:42 (-165) ... over 1:42 (+135).

 

I'm taking the over .... here's hoping Billy has a few before gametime, flubs the words/cadence, and brings it in at a robust 2:00

I timed it, seemed like 1:37. Sorry bro.

 

I did like that he just sang the song and didn't add a bunch of crap to it.

[PastorOfMuppets 0]

I timed it, seemed like 1:37. Sorry bro.

 

I did like that he just sang the song and didn't add a bunch of crap to it.

 

... blame it on the rain ... dude didn't need his fockin' chrome dome getting all soggy. Plus, I heard the OPEN BAR was up at precisely 6:32 ... Billy needed a cocktail