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So what country do you want to go to?

Wyoming.

Sal, Wyoming's not a country.

 

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One word...

 

"WOLVERINES!!!!"

I was about to post that. then I decided to read page 3....

 

WOLVERINES!!!!

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I was eleven years old. And when I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

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Vinny Gambini: How could it take you five minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?

Mr. Tipton: Um... I'm a fast cook, I guess.

Vinny Gambini: [across beside the jury] What? I'm sorry I was over there. Did you just say you were a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?

Mr. Tipton: I don't know.

Vinny Gambini: Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

Vinny Gambini: Were these magic grits? Did you get these grits from the same guy who sold Jack his bean stalk beans?

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Maybe his best "line" was completely non-verbal: When he starts flipping that little cup around like a revolver. :wub:

 

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What can I say, Dino..she's into malaccas.

 

 

"she broke my heart in two"

 

"she broke more than your heart."

 

 

 

 

Charlie Baileygates: Will you stay with me, no matter what?

Layla: Of course, Charlie.

Charlie Baileygates: Well, what if I had to move to the Arctic and you could never come home and you had to eat whale blubber for the rest of your life, would you still stay with me?

Layla: Yeah, I'd stay. But I hope that never happens

 

[Layla leaves Charlie for the Limo Driver]

Charlie Baileygates: But you said you'd eat whale blubber.

Limo Driver: She'll be eating blubber all right, just as soon as I free "Willy."

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