brinett9 0 Posted April 11, 2007 from IGN: rink #10 - Big Bumpin' With a name like this, it's not entirely surprising that the game features a masked figure slamming into Brooke Burke. However, you wouldn't expect that all of the eponymous "bumpin'" is actually of the theme park variety. This game is essentially just a digitized version of bumper cars. #9 - Ultimate Body Blows Don't let your imagination run wild: Ultimate Body Blows is not the game you think it is (or want it to be). The game is actually a surprisingly well-received fighting compilation for the Amiga and PC. #8 - Jack in the Dark No, this isn't what it sounds like. This game was a semi-sequel to Alone in the Dark and featured a girl trapped in a haunted toy store, attempting to rescue an animated toy Santa from the clutches of a maniacal jack-in-the-box. #7 - Meat Gone Bad Fortunately, this game has nothing to do with sexual activity. However, it does involve squirting a gelatinous substance on incoming slabs of spoiled meat. #6 - Sticky Balls Sticky Balls is one of the few games for the failed Gizmondo handheld. That fact alone makes it more morally reprehensible than any porn could ever hope to be. #5 - Fat Worm Blows a Sparky In 1986, Crash magazine had this to say about this action game: "Wow! This game has got graphics which look so amazing that I don't think I can comment on them fairly." In an impressive display of restraint, the review goes on for over 1,000 words without making a single joke about the title. #4 - Wii Play Let's be fair: ever since Nintendo announced the name of its new console last spring, the innuendo market has enjoyed a healthy resurgence. But the title Wii Play proves Nintendo is run by robots who don't understand human nuances like innuendo. #3 - Monster in my Pocket Is that an NES game in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? The game's official description says players will be led from the kitchen to the living room to the bathroom… #2 - Splatterhouse Wii owners can check out this TurboGrafx-16 classic on the Virtual Console and see just which body fluids are being splattered all over the house. #1 - 36 Great Holes Starring Fred Couples While the name does raise an eyebrow or two, the golf game 36 Great Holes isn't nearly as offensive as the system it was released on: the SEGA 32X. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
