Siouxsie 1 Posted May 1, 2007 at the texas jamboree ! siouxsie sings: living on the road my friend was gonna keep you free and clean now you wear your skin like iron and your breath's as hard as kerosene you weren't your mama's only boy but her favorite one it seems she began to cry when you said goodbye and sank into your dreams curtis was a bandit boy, his horse was fast as polished steel he wore his gun outside his pants for all the honest world to feel curtis met his match you know on the deserts down in mexico nobody heard his dyin' words - ah but that's the way it goes ... all the federals say they could've had him any day they only let him slip away out of kindness i suppose willie sings: siouxsie she can sing the blues all night long like she used to the dust that curtis bit down south ended up in siouxsie's mouth the day they laid poor curtis low, siouxsie split for ohio where she got the bread to go there - everybody knows ... all the federals say they could've had her any day they only let her slip away out of kindness i suppose [ guitar bridge ] siouxsie & willie sing together: the poets tell how curtis fell and siouxsie's living in a cheap hotel the desert's quiet and cleveland's cold and so the story ends we're told curtis needs your prayers it's true but save a few for siouxsie too she only did what she had to do and now she's growing old ... all the federals say they could've had them any day they only let them slip away out of kindness i suppose a few federals say could've had them any day they only let them go so long out of kindness i suppose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulinstl 295 Posted May 1, 2007 What will Pancho and Lefty think about this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sergeant Bri 0 Posted May 1, 2007 Before or after you bump uglies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulinstl 295 Posted May 1, 2007 Before or after you bump uglies? I bet if Willie went down on Siouxsie he'd think he was looking in a mirror. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siouxsie 1 Posted May 1, 2007 What will Pancho and Lefty think about this? i was so hoping that merle would be there too but alas he's got a prior engagement Before or after you bump uglies? you just know we're gonna i mean he's the perfect age for me I bet if Willie went down on Siouxsie he'd think he was looking in a mirror. well, maybe if he turns his head sideways i hear he does have a big mouf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5 Posted May 1, 2007 When and where? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted May 1, 2007 well, maybe if he turns his head sideways i hear he does have a big mouf so your implying that you have the biggest cooter evah... man... i will never eat tuna again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted May 1, 2007 When and where? How focking funny is it that somebody here believes her? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doyle Redland 0 Posted May 1, 2007 Just be careful. Edjr recently learned that pot smoking may be bad for ya, which would make smokin 'with willie'down right lethal! always heard that his herb was top shelf I just couldn't wait to find out for myself Don't knock it till you tried it, well I tried it my friend I'll never smoke weed with Willie again I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town He fired up a fat boy and he passed him around The last words I spoke before they tucked me in I'll never smoke weed with Willie again :: chorus :: I'll never smoke weed with Willie again My party's all over before it began You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again I hopped on his old bus, the Honeysuckle Rose The party was Vegas, it was after the show Alone in the front lounge, just me and him With one parting puff grime creeper set in :: chorus :: Now we're passing the guitar, telling good jokes I know ones a coming cause I'm smelling smoke No I do not partake, I just let it pass by With a smile on my face and a great contact high :: chorus :: In the fetal position with drool on my chin I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5 Posted May 1, 2007 How focking funny is it that somebody here believes her? I just want to know when and where the TX Jamboree is? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siouxsie 1 Posted May 1, 2007 When and where? sweetie, it's the 2nd saturday of each month in the evening near cameron, tx there's also an east texas jamboree every saturday twice daily in broaddux, tx but it's possible we'll be playing at the texas state fair near dallas depends on willie he's booked through the 1st week of august so sometime around aug. 11 i'll keep you up to date ok ? so your implying that you have the biggest cooter evah... man... i will never eat tuna again oh gee prolly not the biggest i don't like to brag Just be careful. Edjr recently learned that pot smoking may be bad for ya, which would make smokin 'with willie'down right lethal! always heard that his herb was top shelf I just couldn't wait to find out for myself Don't knock it till you tried it, well I tried it my friend I'll never smoke weed with Willie again I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town He fired up a fat boy and he passed him around The last words I spoke before they tucked me in I'll never smoke weed with Willie again :: chorus :: I'll never smoke weed with Willie again My party's all over before it began You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again I hopped on his old bus, the Honeysuckle Rose The party was Vegas, it was after the show Alone in the front lounge, just me and him With one parting puff grime creeper set in :: chorus :: Now we're passing the guitar, telling good jokes I know ones a coming cause I'm smelling smoke No I do not partake, I just let it pass by With a smile on my face and a great contact high :: chorus :: In the fetal position with drool on my chin I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again funny you mention this tune i just downloaded it last week How focking funny is it that somebody here believes her? i'm not here all that much and i may have you mixed up with some other azzhole but aren't you the jerk that keeps telling us how well the iraq war is going and what a great prez dubya is ? i'd be worrying about people believin' you there old chump oh and do you have a real name i'd like to mention what a great guy you are next monday on my live webcast :no-notreally: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5 Posted May 1, 2007 sweetie, it's the 2nd saturday of each month in the evening near cameron, tx there's also an east texas jamboree every saturday twice daily in broaddux, tx but it's possible we'll be playing at the texas state fair near dallas depends on willie he's booked through the 1st week of august so sometime around aug. 11 i'll keep you up to date ok ? I used to go to his 4th of July picnic every year but it's hard for me to get there now that I live in Colorado. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted May 1, 2007 oh gee prolly not the biggest i don't like to brag but is it bigger than a sour cream 'n onion pringles can??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites