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So, I saddle up to the urinal cake holder yesterday and start wizzing, no problem. But, then I looked down and two - count 'em - TWO - streams are coming outta my pecker!! :thumbsup:

 

It was pretty shocked at first, then I thought it was pretty cool. But then I started getting pretty scared. I remember what Egon said about crossing streams. :cheers:

 

I'm not too worried about this right now. I just kind of hope it's not one of those progressive diseases. I mean, I don't want to be peeing the dancing fountains at the Bellagio... :banana:

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I get them after the secks sometimes.

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Does it occur to you that your thread about Namaste Yoga and this one are directly correlated?

 

 

Teh seks, teh wanking.... wreaks havoc with your peehole. Learn to love it bubby.

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