itsjjw 1 Posted October 10, 2007 Obviously, this study proves that myth to be the contrary. When 65% of chicks can't even get THEMSELVES off consistently, it's hard to blame the fellers. Let's face it, wimmen are just inferior sploogers. Wrong again. 1/3 always does not equal 2/3 'not consistantly'. It means '1/3 always' and '2/3 not always'. 'Not always' is a far cry from 'not consistantly'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,728 Posted October 10, 2007 I think I deliver the goods. They are always saying "GET OFF! GET OFF!" anyways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 1 Posted October 10, 2007 link? Bring up Google and type in Bob Villa. No wonder why we have to get ourselves off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted October 10, 2007 Bring up Google and type in Bob Villa. No wonder why we have to get ourselves off. lmfao itsjjw wins this thread. sorry wiff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,800 Posted October 10, 2007 Wrong again. 1/3 always does not equal 2/3 'not consistantly'. It means '1/3 always' and '2/3 not always'. 'Not always' is a far cry from 'not consistantly'. Are you mildly retarded? No wonder we don't let you operate the remotes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsjjw 1 Posted October 10, 2007 Are you mildly retarded? No wonder we don't let you operate the remotes. Who knows. But at least I know the difference between the two. That's not saying much for you, if you know less than me. Isn't recess over with Mr. Villa? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsbigmoni 1 Posted October 10, 2007 Yea, the girl i'm boning right now orgasms every time. And no, i'm not trying to brag because i don't do much. We'll fock fock fock and when she's ready to get off, she'll get on top and bust within 5 minutes. In any other position (where i'm in more control) i think i've only gotten her off about 2-3 times. But yea, as soon as she gets on top, she cvms quick. Its actually hard to accept that the way she can get off the fastest is when i just lay there and let her do all the work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,433 Posted October 10, 2007 Yea, the girl i'm boning right now orgasms every time. And no, i'm not trying to brag because i don't do much. We'll fock fock fock and when she's ready to get off, she'll get on top and bust within 5 minutes. In any other position (where i'm in more control) i think i've only gotten her off about 2-3 times. But yea, as soon as she gets on top, she cvms quick. Its actually hard to accept that the way she can get off the fastest is when i just lay there and let her do all the work. It is because she can grind her cl!t against your pubic bone and she can control how hard she puts pressure. Not uncommon. You could also try to do her while she is flat on her stomach and you reach around to diddle her dot. Similar type of result, but you are actually controlling things. You can mix in teasing her a little as well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMoney 0 Posted October 10, 2007 I've been with more than one gus that's had too much alcohol and/or too much coke, that sometimes its just mission impossible. And after about a half an hour of trying, too bad, if he wants it done, you can bet he's on his own. maybe you need to quit banging guys named gus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight's Ghost 0 Posted October 10, 2007 Big_Pete delivers the face to the girlies 100% of the time without fail. He's the sexpert!@#@! Just look at what he did to sudswilson!@#@! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted October 10, 2007 He's the sexpert!@#@! Just look at what he did to sudswilson!@#@! multiple orgasms Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted October 10, 2007 He's the sexpert!@#@! Just look at what he did to sudswilson!@#@! The truly impressive feat is to look at what he's done to you. You seem to want him so badly that you turned a somewhat-funny alias into some really annoying, shit talking, delusional stalker. That's way more impressive than giving a woman multiple orgasms. I'm impressed Pete. Well done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted October 10, 2007 The truly impressive feat is to look at what he's done to you. You seem to want him so badly that you turned a somewhat-funny alias into some really annoying, shit talking, delusional stalker. That's way more impressive than giving a woman multiple orgasms. I'm impressed Pete. Well done. seriously, I thought I was the only one who noticed. thanks Me_2006. and thanks for that video bump too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight's Ghost 0 Posted October 10, 2007 The truly impressive feat is to look at what he's done to you. You seem to want him so badly that you turned a somewhat-funny alias into some really annoying, shit talking, delusional stalker. That's way more impressive than giving a woman multiple orgasms. I'm impressed Pete. Well done. Now go away diick!@#@! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted October 10, 2007 seriously, I thought I was the only one who noticed.thanks Me_2006. and thanks for that video bump too I've noticed for awhile now, it just finally got annoying enough to make me say something about it. Why anyone on a FF messageboard could be crazy enough to try and break up a real life couple over something they know nothing about is beyond me. Oh, and no problem. If we don't share videos of famous chicks with no clothes on, what do we really have? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight's Ghost 0 Posted October 10, 2007 I've noticed for awhile now, it just finally got annoying enough to make me say something about it. Why anyone on a FF messageboard could be crazy enough to try and break up a real life couple over something they know nothing about is beyond me. Oh, and no problem. If we don't share videos of famous chicks with no clothes on, what do we really have? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted October 10, 2007 :lol: are you Big Pete? these focking aliaseseseseseseses are driving me nuts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight's Ghost 0 Posted October 10, 2007 are you Big Pete? these focking aliaseseseseseseses are driving me nuts. Fock no. I'm not as good at pulling the wool over women's eyes as Pete!@#@! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted October 10, 2007 are you Big Pete? these focking aliaseseseseseseses are driving me nuts. this is the only account I have. I don't have any alias's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted October 10, 2007 Fock no. I'm not as good at pulling the wool over women's eyes as Pete!@#@! Hey, if those women want to get laid wearing a sheep costume, it's not our place to judge. Really though, who are you then? No one can be lame enough to just have that schtick. I'm sure you're an alias, but I've no idea who. ...at least you aren't political. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted October 10, 2007 this is the only account I have. I don't have any alias's. Fair enough. Anyone that has this much personal business floating around in the open obviously doesn't bother with an alias. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight's Ghost 0 Posted October 10, 2007 Hey, if those women want to get laid wearing a sheep costume, it's not our place to judge. Really though, who are you then? No one can be lame enough to just have that schtick. I'm sure you're an alias, but I've no idea who. ...at least you aren't political. How do you know I'm not political?!@#@! I mean if I'm an alias and all.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted October 10, 2007 How do you know I'm not political?!@#@! I mean if I'm an alias and all.. I mean CNG isn't political. Although she's apparently dead, so I'd assume she's on the McCain bandwagon. I guess that makes sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight's Ghost 0 Posted October 10, 2007 I mean CNG isn't political. Although she's apparently dead, so I'd assume she's on the McCain bandwagon. I guess that makes sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted October 10, 2007 I mean CNG isn't political. Although she's apparently dead, so I'd assume she's on the McCain bandwagon. I guess that makes sense. Curly Night is most assuridly alive. I heard about her recent happenings over the weekend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted October 10, 2007 Curly Night is most assuridly alive. I heard about her recent happenings over the weekend. Do tell. She didn't fock Addict, did she? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted October 10, 2007 Do tell. She didn't fock Addict, did she? dunno... has there been a spike in value of flour stock, cause she'd need to find the wet spot first it's just that someone I'm close to has always talked and messaged CN on a regular basis, and that someone got an email from CN just last week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted October 10, 2007 dunno... has there been a spike in value of flour stock, cause she'd need to find the wet spot first it's just that someone I'm close to has always talked and messaged CN on a regular basis, and that someone got an email from CN just last week. Interesting. So am I the only Geek who doesn't know/sleep with other Geeks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight's Ghost 0 Posted October 10, 2007 Curly Night is most assuridly alive. I heard about her recent happenings over the weekend. No chit!@#@! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted October 10, 2007 Interesting. So am I the only Geek who doesn't know/sleep with other Geeks? give it time... eventually you'll meet and fock some curly on here and it's not me who talks to CN, just someone I know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted October 10, 2007 No chit!@#@! no sh1t Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted October 10, 2007 give it time... eventually you'll meet and fock some curly on here and it's not me who talks to CN, just someone I know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted October 10, 2007 itsatipthat if you pretend to be Duck...... well, you know who's "moist" and waiting for you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Me_2006 14 Posted October 10, 2007 itsatipthat if you pretend to be Duck...... well, you know who's "moist" and waiting for you I mean, quack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
