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Hey Big Pete

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Believe it or not, I'm kinda sad that you and SAW didn't work out :pointstosky:

I know that I give you sh1t all the time, but damn...

 

For what it is worth, you are still my ghey ass friend, and I wish you nothing but the best, but you screwed the pooch on this one :pointstosky:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do I have your permission to  bone the hottie that is Saw?

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yeah, I wish we worked out too.

the hardest thing I've ever done in my life is go to the airport that day :music_guitarred:

 

and who am I to say no :overhead: just make sure she let's you. I have no control over that aspect in her life.

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You're too late. I already did. :overhead:

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You're too late. I already did. :overhead:

it's guy code to ask permission to bone a friends ex. even if said friend is only an online one :music_guitarred:

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True dat...

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the hardest thing I've ever done in my life is go to the airport that day :overhead:

Again, I call BS on this.

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If you were a guy you might understand. HER FACE IS A BOOB!

 

That's an extra boob to play with.

 

Extra boob trumps hot face .... it's in the Dude Rulebook somwhere.

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If you were a guy you might understand. HER FACE IS A BOOB!

 

That's an extra boob to play with.

 

Extra boob trumps hot face .... it's in the Dude Rulebook somwhere.

:music_guitarred:

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Hot face DEFINATELY trumps boobs, let alone extra boobs :barf:

we aren't in the movie Total Recal ya know. a 3rd boob is not a good thing.

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Saw, quick reminder that you are listening to GFIAFP and Big Pete declaring your hotness factor...... Like listening to John Lovitz and Cliff Clavin trying to outdo each other........

 

 

 

 

I would almost pay money to sit at a bar and listen to the lies those two could come up with....

 

 

Big Pete: Uh, I focked a salamander and it turned into a Rich Princess who wants to marry me.

 

GFIAFP: Yeah, well I had this student who made a D but offered me sex for a better grade. She was an olympic Gold Medalist in Gymnastics who I saved on 9/11.

 

Big Pete: Yeah, I was on the phone with her talking dirty to her when the planes hit. Yeah, that's the ticket.

 

GFIAFTP: Well, I was riding the subway shortly after the attack and she started bobbing on my knob to show her appreciation for my heroics.

 

Big Pete: I would have went to save her but I lost my car..... But she still wants me anyway...

 

 

God what a show that would be.....

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Saw, quick reminder that you are listening to GFIAFP and Big Pete declaring your hotness factor...... Like listening to John Lovitz and Cliff Clavin trying to outdo each other........

I would almost pay money to sit at a bar and listen to the lies those two could come up with....

Big Pete: Uh, I focked a salamander and it turned into a Rich Princess who wants to marry me.

 

GFIAFP: Yeah, well I had this student who made a D but offered me sex for a better grade. She was an olympic Gold Medalist in Gymnastics who I saved on 9/11.

 

Big Pete: Yeah, I was on the phone with her talking dirty to her when the planes hit. Yeah, that's the ticket.

 

GFIAFTP: Well, I was riding the subway shortly after the attack and she started bobbing on my knob to show her appreciation for my heroics.

 

Big Pete: I would have went to save her but I lost my car..... But she still wants me anyway...

God what a show that would be.....

:wall: Sorry but that was funny shat!

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I wasn't guaging saw's hottness. I was just pointing out that GFIAFP's theory on extra boobs was horrendously wrong.

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