The inventor of Gatorade is DEAD!

[wiffleball 4,799]

The University of Florida says Dr. James Robert Cade, the inventor of Gatorade, has died at age 80.

 

Ironically, he died of dehydration.

[wiffleball 4,799]

Damn. His Wiki entry already lists this. I swear to Gawd, that site is voodoo.

[phillybear 366]

Just before the pall bearers take him away, the priest will pick up a big round cooler of embalming fluids and...well, you know....

[patweisers44 876]

Rumor has it that Florida State scientists invented a similar product at the same time, but Gatorade was a far easier product to market than Seminole Fluid.

 

forget who deserves credit for that joke...apologies

[wiffleball 4,799]

Good funnies both of you.

[Eagles Green 34]

I hope he died with a red, fruit punch ring around his mouth.