Playoff week FU thread / Who cost you your playoff game?

[RoadLizard 73]

My official FU's for this week which wil cost me a shot at the Super Bowl:

 

My players that sucked:

Nick Folk - Not all his fault for getting no chances, but 2 focking points in aa HUGE game for me? FOCK!

Reggie Wayne - For getting tackled at the 1 yard line and NEVER scoring anymore focking TDS! FOCK!

Kurt Warner - I know Minny isnt a pushover defense but what the fock was that crap? FOCK!

 

Guys I played against that hurt me:

Bernard Berrian - This piece of overpaid sh!t touches the ball 3 times and scores twice. Total focking lameness.

Jones Drew - Fat toad has to get his GL score after Garrard the 'tard fumbles on the 2 yard line. FOCK!

Robbie Gould - Had a lousy game going and then gets back to back FGs on the last two posessions. FOCK!

 

Lets hear them, gents!

[Borat33 17]

Cutler, TO and Roddy White can all suck my peen.

[rotisserieking 82]

Team was supposed to score 153 to my opponent's 118. Well he got 119, I got 117.

 

BIG FU's go out this week to Warner (I had Boldin and Fitzgerald), Boldin and Cooley for fumbling (each at -2 cost me the tie and I owned tiebreaker), the Indy "defense" I picked up just for this week, and Jason Witten for falling inexplicably out of bounds at the 1 and allowing my opponent's Tashard Choice to score and beat me. And FU to Tashard Choice - WTF do you think you are?

[Cuse9 131]

I built a Super Team to win it all and they kicked arse all year. I had the best record and most points. It wasn't even close.

 

Come time for the big game they all take a sheite on me!!

 

Thanks for nothing Drew Brees.

Way to go Marion Barber, no need to be healthy.

Brandon Marshall....disgusting! I traded away a draft pick to get this piece of chit.

Boldin, thanks for saving your best, I mean worst week for the fantasy playoffs.

 

I averaged 110 ppg and I'll be lucky to crack 70 this week.

 

Fantasy football playoffs are 100% luck, noway around it.

[The Hood 9]

My players.

 

Brandon Marshall - 4 points???? He is baby TO. They both suck

 

Warner - Expecting a lot more

 

Skins D - Cincy is the worst Offense in the league. 161 yds to Cedric Benson? Fire Zorn now!!!!!!!

 

Mason - I started you over Berrian (and Faulk) FOCK. Why couldn't Flacco throw that deep ball within 5 yds of you in the endzone when you were wide open??????

 

His Players.

 

Turner - Tampa how about tackling this guy? Also Focking Norwood was in and Turner should have never gotten that TD.

 

Dallas Clark - WTF??? 12 CATCHES FOR 142 YDS AND A TD? You ghey porn stache wearing motherfocker.

 

Manning - Well I guess you finally threw the ball to Wayne which I needed but how about mixing a few of those Clark balls to Gonzalez and Harrison?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fantasy Gods

What the fock do I need to do to end your smiting of me? 5 straight divisions titles with what looks like now 0 playoffs wins???

C'mon 48 points tonight out of Westy and Dawson and the first born is all yours.

[The Next Generation 11]

Me. I cost my team the win this week by not having the nutsack to bench Portis and start P Thomas in his place!

 

Oh well, still playing for 2 championships but it could have been 3!

[Cuse9 131]

Manning - Well I guess you finally threw the ball to Wayne which I needed but how about mixing a few of those Clark balls to Gonzalez and Harrison?

Fantasy Gods

What the fock do I need to do to end your smiting of me? 5 straight divisions titles with what looks like now 0 playoffs wins???

C'mon 48 points tonight out of Westy and Dawson and the first born is all yours.

I was feeling miserable about my teams collapse. Then I read this and couldn't help but laugh.

 

I only need about 65 out of West to pull off a win. That would be roughly 240 rush yards (16 pts) 10 catches for 200 yards (24 pts) and 5 TD's (30 pts) to get me to my 60 pts, I have a shot.....don't I?

[Durtee 0]

Pretty much my whole team. By far my lowest scoring week of the year.

 

Eli

Bush

Ward

Fitz

Jennings

Scheff

 

didn't help that I went up against.

 

Thigpen

MJD

A. Bryant

A. Johnson

and he still has Westy to go...

[Kaptain02 0]

Pretty much my whole team. By far my lowest scoring week of the year.

 

Eli

Bush

Ward

Fitz

Jennings

Scheff

 

didn't help that I went up against.

 

Thigpen

MJD

A. Bryant

A. Johnson

and he still has Westy to go...

 

 

I had a good week but unofficially lost by 1 friggin point.

 

1 more yard from Housh or 10 more from warner would have done it.

 

I deserve to be in this position - I put in Ricky Williams over K. Faulk.

[jcuadrado 0]

not an FU completely because these dudes did get me to where I was..but if I had to name a few:

 

Chris Johnson

Witten

Rackers

Indy D

[Casey71 0]

Cutler, Boldin, Portis, Wayne. Best record in regular season. Cost me first round of playoffs. THanks guys.

[BobbytheGreek 0]

T.O and T. Sheffler can suck it.

[The Hood 9]

I was feeling miserable about my teams collapse. Then I read this and couldn't help but laugh.

 

I only need about 65 out of West to pull off a win. That would be roughly 240 rush yards (16 pts) 10 catches for 200 yards (24 pts) and 5 TD's (30 pts) to get me to my 60 pts, I have a shot.....don't I?

Glad I could make someone laugh..........

 

Heys that's 70 points so you can knock 150 yds off his totals you need. He just repeats either his performances of the last 2 weeks & Dawson kicks a couple FG and I got it.

[llano 0]

TO, Colts D (flyer)

 

And, if J. David and R. Harper had not interfered with Devin Hester, I guess I'd have gotten at least 7 more points and probably 13 more.

[m4rk0 0]

Unless Westbrook has a mediocre game tonight I'll be eliminated because of tools like Drew Brees, Brandon Marshall, Julius Peppers and Chris Cooley.

 

How does Brees put up such a pedestrian line against a less than talented pass defense in Chicago?

 

What the heck happened to Marshall? I can't believe I didn't trade this bum when i had the chance.

 

Did Peppers even play yesterday? How does he put up a goose egg against a crappy Denver team?

 

And thank you Cooley for continuing your craptacular season by fumbling against the powerhouse Bengals defense.

 

[Mooseknuckles FF 0]

Although alot of my team decided to lay down this week, (Boldin, Fitz, Portis, Ronnie Brown) it still came down to Dwayne Bowe. I wouldn't draft this guy if I got a crisp 100$ bill, yet he found a way to end my season. For those who didn't see his fumble of the onside kick in KC/SD game (1:12 remaining), which resulted in aboout 50 yards and a TD for VJAX, who had done little all day. Also cost me my under bet in that game for the large double whammy.

[tqracer97 0]

I tied for the league lead at 10-3, won my division, got a 1st round bye, lost yesterday by 6 points....the Choice TD.

 

My players: Warner as well, Indy D just for this week as well, Marshall as well ( I see a pattern here guys), Neil Rackers - not his fault with 2 pts, thanks Whisenhunt for the 2 4th and forevers in the 4th qtr when in fg range.

 

His team and major reasons I got FOCKED: Frank Gore goes out and he takes Tashard Choice. Jets D - thanks Bills for the attempt of passing on 2nd down with 2 mins left when Lynch had been dominating, then Losman fumbles and the freaking lineman tiptoes into the endzone.

 

Me: For picking up D. Foster so he couldn't when Gore got hurt. He admitted he would of started Foster, I would of then won by 7 pts.

 

But I have to give thanks to the guys who did well this week and all season: Thomas Jones, excellent 3rd round pick. Steve Slayton, 11th round pick, who'll be on my team for years to come (keeper league), and Calvin Johnson, acquired in trade halfway through season for Mcnabb.

[Dallas_Empire 0]

What about Westy?

 

 

2 fantasy points in the first quarter

[gangstabilly 0]

yahoo! for an overnight stat correction. I went to bed with a 1pt victory as neither me nor my opponent had anymore players going. I woke up this morning to see that he had gotten 2 more pts somehow. Also Forte for getting his toe hurt and missing a 1/2 of football. I wracked my brain trying to pick two from Steven Jackson (whose vagina could get strained at any time) Forte and M. Turner. That seems like a good problem to have but it really sucks.

[Dallas_Empire 0]

Westy has 4 fantasy points. Add him to the FU thread.

[piget 0]

That freaking Owens guy that plays for Dallas

 

That freaking Baby Owens guy that Plays for Denver

 

Me for starting Bush over the Burner. I used to love me some bush.

 

Me for playing in a head to head league(11-2 most points etc etc.) "bush whacked' by a wild card team.

 

 

Oh well at least I can ****ing wait for next year.

[Gepetto 1,469]

Cutler

Marshall

Reggie Bush/Sean Payton

ANDY FAT FOCK D_BAG Ried/Westbrook

[beercat 5]

Big F U to Westbrook. Last year you lay down on the 1yd line to fock me, this year you do absolutely nothing in the week before the bowl.