Sho Nuff 719 Posted February 18, 2009 Matt Bowen who writes for the National Football Post. Part 1 http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/2009/0...e-tales-part-i/ Part 2 http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/2009/0...-tales-part-ii/ I suddenly thought my urine test was about to turn into an after-school special about not talking to strangers, but this is the NFL. You do what you’re told, just like all the other programmed robots in this league. So I dropped my pants and pulled my shirt up to my chin and did my business — while a stranger stared at my junk and made sure the pee I was so willingly giving up to the league actually came from my body. No whizinators for him... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaoni 0 Posted February 18, 2009 Great read, I look forward to the 3rd and 4th installments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted February 19, 2009 third part is up... http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/2009/0...tales-part-iii/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sho Nuff 719 Posted February 19, 2009 http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/2009/0...-tales-part-iv/ Part IV out as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madd futher mucker 36 Posted February 19, 2009 LOL - I see we have something in common. I have two windows open, and for a second I 'sho nuff thought I was seeing double. Part 3 was hilarious. I'm just starting to read part 4. As other have said, nice job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites