phillybear 366 Posted October 22, 2009 Sure, you get the day off from work, but when you go back the next day, you are playing catch up which sucks oniony balls. You always have to be selling hardship when you get there. No way, no how do you want to be stuck on a jury for Lord knows how many days, casting dispersions of dirty looks on these repugnant, unwashed masses. And that's just the jury. Called into the jury room, I'm all set to make my case. "I don't feel like I would make a good juror. I've slaughtered countless broads and fingerpainted with their inside gloopy parts. If selected, I promise to chew your childrens' faces off." Alas, it never comes to that, as the defendant pled out, and we are sent home by 10:30AM. Oh, how they will rue the day. Next time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,692 Posted October 22, 2009 I wish you had jury duty everyday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,331 Posted October 22, 2009 It's better than Biodome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
