Wake n' BACON

[Saint Elistan 106]

http://dvice.com/archives/2008/07/wake_n_bacon_is.php

Say hello to the Wake n' Bacon. Simply put a frozen strip of bacon into it when you go to bed. 10 minutes before you're supposed to wake up, it'll start cooking the bacon. The smell will waft out, waking you up to the odor of sweet, sweet hogfat.

 

http://www.torani.com/products/bacon-syrup

Bacon enthusiasts will recognize the same savory, meaty flavor as authentic bacon in this salty, sweet syrup. Torani Bacon syrup adds savory bacon flavor to cocktails, lattes, sauces and more. Just add 1/2 - 1 oz. of syrup to a 6-8 oz. beverage, and enjoy this innovative new flavor from Torani.

[gocolts 300]

What will they think of next. WOW.

[NorthernVike 2,087]

http://dvice.com/archives/2008/07/wake_n_bacon_is.php

 

Say hello to the Wake n' Bacon. Simply put a frozen strip of bacon into it when you go to bed. 10 minutes before you're supposed to wake up, it'll start cooking the bacon. The smell will waft out, waking you up to the odor of sweet, sweet hogfat.

 

 

 

http://www.torani.com/products/bacon-syrup

 

 

One lousy piece of focking bacon? Why would I get up for one focking piece?

 

Fock it. I'm going to make my own that will cook up a pound or more

[Bert 1,128]

One lousy piece of focking bacon? Why would I get up for one focking piece?

 

Completely agree. It's like having one beer. What the fock is the point.