Fake Girlfriend was in hospital

[lickin_starfish 1,482]

The Elevator Killer's fake girlfriend woke up Friday in a lot of pain in her stomach. Ended up having a seizure. He was holding her down with his fingers parting her lips so she could get air while trying to dial 911 all at the same time. Turned out to be early onset pancreantitis. She came home from hospital yesterday. Bad news no more drinking for her which means no more drinking for him. Good news. Tested for virus and clean which should mean he's clean, except for the AIDs.

[The Elevator Killer 497]

Now that's funny..

 

[lickin_starfish 1,482]

Just kidding around, dude. I hope she's okay.

[The Elevator Killer 497]

You're good dude. Seriously. I thought it was funny.