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2 Corinthians 12:9.  And He said unto me, My Grace is sufficient for you, for My strength is made perfect in weakness.  

Most gladly therefore will I rather Glory in My infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me.  Indeed 

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[Sean Mooney 1,547]

"And lo, there arose in the midst of them a great failure to communicate, a cloud of confusion descended upon their words, causing discord and strife among their brethren." Numbers 2:10

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[weepaws 2,814]

Romans 10:13.  For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.   Indeed. 

Doesn’t get any clearer than that.  Amen 

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[weepaws 2,814]

Joshua 4:24.  That all the people of the earth might know the hand of the Lord, that it is mighty, that you might fear the Lord your God for ever.  Indeed 

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[weepaws 2,814]

Revelation 2:20.   Not with standing, I have a few things against thee, because thou suffer that woman jezebel, which call herself a prophetess to teach and to seduce My servants to commit fornication, and to eat things sacrificed unto idols.   Indeed.  

Sounds like , muslims, Mormon, hindu, Catholic, atheist ,   Amen 

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[weepaws 2,814]

Revelation 2:21.  And I gave her space to repent of her fornication, and she repented not.  Indeed 

First teaching from Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior, Repent. Amen 

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[weepaws 2,814]

Revelation 2:22.  Behold, I will cast her into a bed, and then that commit adultery with her into great tribulation, except they repent of their deeds.  Indeed 

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[Sean Mooney 1,547]

Today's Bible Verse:

"And lo, as the sun set over the land of cable television, a man by the name of Weepaws didst find himself in great temptation. For he didst partake of the forbidden fruit known as reality TV, and particularly the show called Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

And as he didst watch with great interest, a curious fire didst burn within him. And he didst engage in acts of self-pleasure, much to the amusement of the cherubim and seraphim above.

But alas, the Lord looked down upon this act with a mixture of bemusement and mild disapproval. And the heavens didst echo with laughter at the folly of Weepaws, for he had chosen the basest of pleasures over the light of righteousness.

And so it was written in the annals of time, a cautionary tale for all who wouldst be tempted by the siren song of reality TV: beware the dangers of indulging in Honey Boo Boo, lest ye find yourself in a sticky situation of your own making." Psalms 2:12

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[purdygood 214]

Just now, Sean Mooney said:

Today's Bible Verse:

"And lo, as the sun set over the land of cable television, a man by the name of Weepaws didst find himself in great temptation. For he didst partake of the forbidden fruit known as reality TV, and particularly the show called Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

And as he didst watch with great interest, a curious fire didst burn within him. And he didst engage in acts of self-pleasure, much to the amusement of the cherubim and seraphim above.

But alas, the Lord looked down upon this act with a mixture of bemusement and mild disapproval. And the heavens didst echo with laughter at the folly of Weepaws, for he had chosen the basest of pleasures over the light of righteousness.

And so it was written in the annals of time, a cautionary tale for all who wouldst be tempted by the siren song of reality TV: beware the dangers of indulging in Honey Boo Boo, lest ye find yourself in a sticky situation of your own making." Psalms 2:12

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[weepaws 2,814]

Isaiah 41:13.  For I the Lord thy God will hold thy right hand, saying unto thee, Fear not, I will help thee.  Indeed 

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[weepaws 2,814]

Exodus 15:11.  Who is like unto thee, O Lord among the gods?  

Who is like thee, Glorious in Holiness, Fearful in Praises, doing wonders.  Indeed 

Thank you Jesus.  Amen 

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[weepaws 2,814]

James 1:7.  Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and come down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variables, neither shadow of turning.  Indeed 

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[purdygood 214]

Just now, weepaws said:

James 1:7.  Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and come down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variables, neither shadow of turning.  Indeed 

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Is the earth flat?  If its not how do things cons down from above to Alaska and Australia at the same time? Also how does it work on Mars?  Amen. Thanks. 

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1 minute ago, purdygood said:

Is the earth flat?  If its not how do things cons down from above to Alaska and Australia at the same time? Also how does it work on Mars?  Amen. Thanks. 

Great question, thank you for wanting to learn.  

Luke 18:27. 

And Jesus said.  The things which are impossible with men, are possible with God.  Indeed 

Very simple answer, do not put God Into your tiny little box.  Amen 

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[weepaws 2,814]

Exodus 10:22-23.  And Moses stretched forth his hand towards Heaven, and there was a thick darkness in all the land of Egypt three days.  

They saw not one another, neither rose any from his place for three days. 

But all the children of Israel had light on their dwellings.  Indeed 

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[weepaws 2,814]

Romans 8:4.  That the righteousness of the law might be fulfilled in us, who walk not after the flesh, but after the Spirit.  Indeed 

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[Sean Mooney 1,547]

Luke 2:2 And lo, it was foretold that Weepaws shall be known as an S tier loser, for his ways are folly in the eyes of the Lord. Let his name be a jest among the people, a warning of the perils of hubris and ineptitude. 

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[weepaws 2,814]

Philippians 4:8.  Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report, if there by any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.  Indeed 

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[weepaws 2,814]

Ephesians 6:24.  Grace be with all them that love our Lord Jesus Christ in sincerity.   Indeed 

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[weepaws 2,814]

John 11:40.  Then Jesus said.  

Did I not tell you that if you believe, you will see the Glory of God.  Indeed 

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[weepaws 2,814]

Revelation 3:5.  He that overcome, the same shall be clothed in white raiment, and I will not blow out his name out of the Book Of Life, But I will confess before My Father, and before His angels. Indeed 

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[weepaws 2,814]

Revelation 3:10.  Because thou has kept the Word of my patience, I also will keep thee from the hour of temptation, which shall come upon all the world, to try them that dwell upon the earth.   Indeed 

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[weepaws 2,814]

Isaiah 41:4.  Who has wrought and done it, calling the generations from the beginning? 

I the Lord,  the first , And The last, I am He.   Indeed 

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[Sean Mooney 1,547]

Ruth 3:11 "And so it came to pass that Weepaws took unto him his cousin as his wife, following the ways of their forefathers."

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[weepaws 2,814]

Colossians 1:9.  For this cause we also, since the day we heard it, do not cease to pray for you, and to desire that you might be filled with the knowledge of His will in all Wisdom and spiritual understanding.  Indeed 

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[weepaws 2,814]

Amos 5:14.  Seek good, and not evil, that you may live, and so the Lord, the God of host, shall be with you, as you have spoken.  Indeed 

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Revelation 3:11. Behold, I come quickly , hold that fast which thou has, that no man take thy crown.  Indeed 

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[weepaws 2,814]

Revelation 3:15-16.   I know thy works, that thou are neither cold nor hot, I would you be cold or hot.  

So then, because thou are lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue you out of my mouth. Indeed 

lukewarm= atheist, Muslims, Hindu, Buddhist, Mormon, and of course Catholic.  Puke out of the mouth of Jesus.  

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[weepaws 2,814]

Romans 15:30.  Now I beseech you, brethren, for the Lord Jesus Christ’s sake, and for the love of the Spirit, that you strive together with Me in your prayers to God for Me.  Indeed 

Praying for another Saved Christian is a requirement, And so is Praying for those that deny Jesus, that God will judge with righteous judgement, and that before they meet God, they will repent and receive Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior.  Amen 

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[weepaws 2,814]

Exodus 14:14.  The Lord shall fight for you, and you shall hold your peace.  Indeed.  

When you are a Saved Christian, The Lord is in a battle for your soul, satan wants it, but once saved with the acceptance of Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior, and repentance, and then being baptized to show the world your soul belongs to the Lord. Amen Thanks 

[weepaws 2,814]

Revelation 3:21.  To Him, that overcomes will I grant to sit with Me on My throne, even as I also overcome, and sit down with My Father on His Throne.   Indeed 

Heaven is going to be a sweet home, for ever and ever, to those that choose Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior.  Amen 

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[weepaws 2,814]

Ephesians 3:17-19.   That Christ may dwell in your hearts through Faith, that you being rooted and grounded in love. 

May be able to comprehend with all the Saints what is the width and length and depth and height. 

To know the love of Christ which passes knowledge, that you may be filled with all the fullness of God.  Indeed 

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[weepaws 2,814]

Matthew 6:14-15.   For if you forgive men their trespasses, your Heavenly Father will also forgive you.  

But if you forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.  Indeed 

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Romans 7:24-25.  O wretched man that I am! Who shall deliver me from the body of this death? I thank God Through Jesus Christ our Lord. 

So then with the mind I myself serve the law of God, but with the flesh the law of sin.   Indeed 

Thank you Jesus Amen  

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[weepaws 2,814]

Exodus 14:22.  And the children of Israel went into the midst of the sea upon dry ground, and the waters were a wall unto them on their right and on their left.   Indeed. 

Now that would have been something to behold.  Amen 

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[weepaws 2,814]

Exodus 14:25.  And took off their chariot wheels, that they drive them heavily, so that the Egyptians said, let’s flee from the face of Israel, for the Lord fight for them against Egypt.  Indeed 

Saved Christians need to take comfort and peace in knowing that the Lord fights for us.  Amen 

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Revelation 4:2.  And immediately, I was in the Spirit, and, behold, a throne was set in Heaven, and one sat on the throne.  Indeed 

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Exodus 15:2.   Lord is my strength, and song, and He is become my Salvation, He is my God, and I will prepare Him an habitation, my fathers God, and I will exhalt Him.  Indeed 

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[weepaws 2,814]

Exodus 15:3.   The Lord is a man of war.  

The Lord is His name.  Indeed. 

His Name.  Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior.  Amen 

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[weepaws 2,814]

Psalm 63:3.  Because thy loving kindness is better than life, my lips shall praise you.  Indeed 

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