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For me? Swimming snakes.  And then I saw lonesome Dove or something and oh good god. Kid was kilt by a nest of water moccasins whilst horseback on the river.  And then I saw some guy with a GoPro and he had a see-through kayak and some snake just came swimming up to him in the ocean.

 

No. Done. 

 

I'm not convinced that certain animals or insects need to exist in the world. "Oh yeah but they eat..."

Yeah, so do other things. 

 

Don't tell me that God has the world so precariously situated that if we lose one thing the whole place spins off into Entropy. 

 

Every year, you can count on two different stories. Oh my god! We've lost 672 species of flatworm!

 

And, scientists have discovered 1123 different species of underwater creatures and 400 different versions of frogs.

 

I'm saying, I think the world would be better off if you got rid of things like swimming snakes. And Social influencers.

 

And as far as I can tell, mosquitoes just spread disease. But? That's what the bats eat! And if we didn't have bats that spread rabies?

 

It's not like they pollinate friggin flowers. 

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