Best Piss You Ever Had And Ever Been Arrested For Pubic Urination

[BunnysBastatrds 2,461]

NFC Championship game in the Dome against the Vikings. I guranfawkingtee I could have filled a one gallon jug. 
 

 Marci Gras Day in the Quarter got caught pissing in the back of the old mint on Esplanade. Could not hold it. Seargent Stadanko walks up behind me. “This is where cops piss. Do you know the code?  Me: Number one? I saw an EMS guy walk in here so I thought this was a good idea.  SS:  No Number two. Only women can do that. Now go. 

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[Ultra Max Power 214]

Her name was Kari and she was a freak.  I didn't enjoy it though. 

[seafoam1 3,092]

Brittany Spears. It was a good night.