Bad news & Good news

[wiffleball 4,790]

Been sharting myself like a goose with dysentary eating Ohio chili. Day 18. 

 

That's bad enough by far, but given my sitch, could be the top of my last luge run. 

 

Turns out, it's not a virus. 

It's a frigging parasite  - with apparently long symptom cycle in it's host. (me)

 

Was about 26 minutes from leaving horsepital when I shat everything but my eyelashes. 

That's the bad. 

 

I'm the same weight as my Sr year in High School.   

 

That's the good.

[bostonlager 2,665]

14 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Been sharting myself like a goose with dysentary eating Ohio chili. Day 18. 

 

It’s meant to be eaten on a coney or over spaghetti. If you ate it straight, that’s on you. 

[jerryskids 6,799]

1 hour ago, wiffleball said:

Been sharting myself like a goose with dysentary eating Ohio chili. Day 18. 

 

That's bad enough by far, but given my sitch, could be the top of my last luge run. 

 

Turns out, it's not a virus. 

It's a frigging parasite  - with apparently long symptom cycle in it's host. (me)

 

Was about 26 minutes from leaving horsepital when I shat everything but my eyelashes. 

That's the bad. 

 

I'm the same weight as my Sr year in High School.   

 

That's the good.

I got down to my HS weight... when I was on chemo.  Not good man.

Sounds like you need some Ivermectin.  Bonus is, you won't get Covid!

Seriously, is there a treatment?

[wiffleball 4,790]

1 hour ago, jerryskids said:

I got down to my HS weight... when I was on chemo.  Not good man.

Sounds like you need some Ivermectin.  Bonus is, you won't get Covid!

Seriously, is there a treatment?

They're working on it. 

Pretty gross to think I've got a critter in my shiiter. 

 

[wiffleball 4,790]

Since I was here, they threw in repairing a blowout in my esoughagus, found a gastric ulcer and a something something hernia. 

 

It's like Grease Monkey what with all the upcharges and whatnot. 

 

Oh well. Rainbow sherbet.

    :wub: