I Talked to Jesus this Weekend

[Bert 1,128]

He said I should put in an Esperanza to replace the azalea that died in the corner of a flower bed.  He also gave me a good deal on mulch he had leftover from doing a neighbors floor beds.  

[wiffleball 4,790]

Ask him if his family sells tamales. 

[cyclone24 1,913]

5 hours ago, Bert said:

He said I should put in an Esperanza to replace the azalea that died in the corner of a flower bed.  He also gave me a good deal on mulch he had leftover from doing a neighbors floor beds.  

Yeah, but what sports team did he want to win this weekend?

[Maximum Overkill 2,008]

I had the Taco Makers at my farm this weekend working on a Pole Barn. They require supervision but do great work. 

[Ron_Artest 1,565]

4 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

I had the Taco Makers at my farm this weekend working on a Pole Barn. They require supervision but do great work. 

If your boy wins they all get rounded up and exported.  Sucks to be you.

[Maximum Overkill 2,008]

Just now, Ron_Artest said:

If your boy wins they all get rounded up and exported.  Sucks to be you.

 

[Bert 1,128]

26 minutes ago, cyclone24 said:

Yeah, but what sports team did he want to win this weekend?

Cruz Azul

[Maximum Overkill 2,008]

14 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said:

If your boy wins they all get rounded up and exported.  Sucks to be you.

My Mexicans live on the property. They ain't going anywhere.

[Bert 1,128]

33 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Ask him if his family sells tamales. 

I'll ask when he comes back to plant the Esperanza.

[Ron_Artest 1,565]

1 minute ago, Maximum Overkill said:

My Mexicans live on the property. They ain't going anywhere.

I they are here illegally they are gone.

[Maximum Overkill 2,008]

Just now, Ron_Artest said:

I they are here illegally they are gone.

Don't ask, don't tell. Go feed the chickens Pedro.