Trump's latest enterprise, Trumpshrooms

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

They are smallish morels, orange in color and tastier than any other mushroom, everybody says so.  They come packaged in boxes known as hors and the varieties are the premature nubbin and the tiny bent morsel.

[Fnord 2,280]

23 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

They are smallish morels, orange in color and tastier than any other mushroom, everybody says so.  They come packaged in boxes known as hors and the varieties are the premature nubbin and the tiny bent morsel.

Intriguing. What is the level of psilocybin, or similar hallucinogens? No way I'm eating a little orange toad stool without having some idea of the effects.

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

1 minute ago, Fnord said:

Intriguing. What is the level of psilocybin, or similar hallucinogens? No way I'm eating a little orange toad stool without having some idea of the effects.

Unfortunately there are no psychedelic effects.  They are most definitely not a product one will find sold at Shakedown Street as Dead and Co. do their residency in Vegas at the Sphere.  Any magic they contain is in nostalgia for Trump's slightly younger days.  They are the "memberberries" of fungi, they take one back. 

[Fnord 2,280]

5 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

Unfortunately there are no psychedelic effects.  They are most definitely not a product one will find sold at Shakedown Street as Dead and Co. do their residency in Vegas at the Sphere.  Any magic they contain is in nostalgia for Trump's slightly younger days.  They are the "memberberries" of fungi, they take one back. 

Pass. Maybe one of our resident MAGA fans can taste it and let me know how it goes. I'm guessing they're much more predisposed to enjoying that particular culinary oddity than I am.

[thegeneral 3,236]

If you handle these shrooms you likely will get the clap.

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

3 minutes ago, Fnord said:

Pass. Maybe one of our resident MAGA fans can taste it and let me know how it goes. I'm guessing they're much more predisposed to enjoying that particular culinary oddity than I am.

I understand Bobby Fy made them the ingredient his challengers on Beat Bobby Flay had to make the star of their dishes.  When the judges sampled the dishes each became violently ill and then had their throats close down on them.  Had paramedics not been standing by things could have taken a really tradgic turn.

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

Just now, thegeneral said:

If you handle these shrooms you likely will get the clap.