seafoam1 3,065 Posted August 3, 2024 Nancy Pelosi — "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits: A song that encapsulates Pelosi's trademark "get rich without having to do anything" outlook on life. Alejandro Mayorkas — "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin: The song also doubles as the perfect theme to blare over speakers at the border as migrants rush across. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez — "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen: Congress's own big-bootied Latina finally gets the perfect song to dance to. Elizabeth Warren — "Colors of the Wind" from the soundtrack of the motion picture Pocahontas: The song of her people. Gavin Newsom — "Greased Lightnin'" from the soundtrack of the motion picture Grease: The slick governor of California will have every homeless tent city dancing to his song. Dr. Anthony Fauci — "Bad Medicine" by Bon Jovi: This song is scientifically proven to be the perfect anthem to accompany man-made pandemics and the questionable vaccines that follow. Kristi Noem — "Who Let the Dogs Out" by Baha Men: Be advised that it's best not to play the song when Governor Noem is armed. Adam Schiff — "Creep" by Radiohead: A more perfectly descriptive song has never been written. Barack Obama — "Born in the U.S.A." by Bruce Springsteen: He's got the documentation to prove it. Joe Biden — "Brain Damage" by Pink Floyd: Followed closely by the runner-up song, "Prisencolinensinainciusol" by Adriano Celentano. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 3,065 Posted August 3, 2024 Adam Schiff — "Creep" by Radiohead: A more perfectly descriptive song has never been written. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 3,065 Posted August 3, 2024 Cory Bush - "Fuk Da Police" by NWA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 3,065 Posted August 3, 2024 John Fetterman - "One of My Turns" by Pink Floyd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,702 Posted August 4, 2024 Wasn’t even funny when Babylon Bee posted it about a month ago… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 3,065 Posted August 4, 2024 13 minutes ago, posty said: Wasn’t even funny when Babylon Bee posted it about a month ago… Imagine being posty level TDS infected and thinking people actually care about your opinion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,702 Posted August 4, 2024 Imagine being seafoam level TDS infected and thinking people actually care about your opinion. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 3,065 Posted August 4, 2024 Maxine Waters: I Like Big Butts - Sir Mix-a-lot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 3,065 Posted August 4, 2024 2 minutes ago, MDC said: SFIAFP MDC is a mind-numbingly low IQ little girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites