Want to be an American, Gladiators

[jonnyutah 531]

Time for this show to get an overhaul. 

Should be illegal immigrants that have to compete for a right to remain in the US. 

The winner gets some ebt and citizenship. 

The rest get immediately deported. You have to have been here since at least August 1st 2024. We dont need any new slugs coming in trying to win this. 

You could even have MAGA dudes that pay money to be on the show and get to help make it harder spray olive oil on ladders and stuff. 50% of all proceeds go toward the debt. 

Would be highest rated show in US. 

We would get rid of losers and only keep winners. 

[TimHauck 3,293]

I’d watch 

[easilyscan 1,008]

1 hour ago, jonnyutah said:

Time for this show to get an overhaul. 

Should be illegal immigrants that have to compete for a right to remain in the US. 

Good idea, but I'd prefer a Running Man type of competition.

[jonnyutah 531]

35 minutes ago, easilyscan said:

Good idea, but I'd prefer a Running Man type of competition.

That is a little too bloody for kids to watch. 

[weepaws 3,323]

Winners get to remain in congress, losers leave the country.