Message People Hear When They Call You

[The Elevator Killer 658]

Way back when I had an actual answering machine I took Riders on the Storm and recorded this. (Yes I can sing some) Telemarketers would call back just to hear it again.

Lighting Strike

Music begins

"Bob is not at home."

Bob is not at home."

"Delilah's here alone.""

"Barking at the phone."

"Leave a message please. Bob will listen then delete"

"Bob is not at home....Yeeeah."

Beep.

So what Ya'll got?

[edjr 6,681]

GFY

[The Elevator Killer 658]

Just now, edjr said:

GFY

You wouldn't like it. I would just lay there. 

[MikeMatt 198]

20 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Way back when I had an actual answering machine I took Riders on the Storm and recorded this. (Yes I can sing some) Telemarketers would call back just to hear it again.

Lighting Strike

Music begins

"Bob is not at home."

Bob is not at home."

"Delilah's here alone.""

"Barking at the phone."

"Leave a message please. Bob will listen then delete"

"Bob is not at home....Yeeeah."

Beep.

So what Ya'll got?

You are a real life George Costanza !

[edjr 6,681]

Just now, The Elevator Killer said:

You wouldn't like it. I would just lay there. 

can we do it over zoom?

[MikeMatt 198]

Just now, edjr said:

can we do it over zoom?

Ralph Kamden was ahead of himself. 
Bang Zoom !

[The Elevator Killer 658]

Just now, edjr said:

can we do it over zoom?

So you can record me just laying there and then post it on some Lemon Party site. Pass. 

[The Elevator Killer 658]

But you can visit my Only Fans site. Only $15 .

[edjr 6,681]

Just now, The Elevator Killer said:

But you can visit my Only Fans site. Only $15 .

does it touch the chair?

[The Elevator Killer 658]

4 minutes ago, edjr said:

does it touch the chair?

Yes and it puts the lotion on it's skin Mr. Gumb. But that costs extra. 

[The Elevator Killer 658]

13 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

You are a real life George Costanza !

It was a long time ago. IDK if Seinfeld was on yet. But yeah, it probably was inspired by George.

[Drizzay 727]

Similar to the fake VM that Cameron set up for the funeral home in Ferris Buehler.

"I'll get back to you as soon as is humanly possible".

[The Elevator Killer 658]

Come on. I know some of you guys had some creative messages. Spill it. 

[Ron_Artest 1,725]

Just now, The Elevator Killer said:

Come on. I know some of you guys had some creative messages. Spill it. 

I do remember picking out a song and stuff lol.  My go to line was "you know what to do and when to do it. 

[The Elevator Killer 658]

1 minute ago, Ron_Artest said:

I do remember picking out a song and stuff lol.  My go to line was "you know what to do and when to do it. 

Gen Z. "I don't know what to do!"

[MikeMatt 198]

6 hours ago, Ron_Artest said:

I do remember picking out a song and stuff lol.  My go to line was "you know what to do and when to do it.

Extent of my creativity as well.