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Way back when I had an actual answering machine I took Riders on the Storm and recorded this. (Yes I can sing some) Telemarketers would call back just to hear it again.

Lighting Strike

Music begins

"Bob is not at home."

Bob is not at home."

"Delilah's here alone.""

"Barking at the phone."

"Leave a message please. Bob will listen then delete"

"Bob is not at home....Yeeeah."

Beep.

So what Ya'll got?

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20 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Way back when I had an actual answering machine I took Riders on the Storm and recorded this. (Yes I can sing some) Telemarketers would call back just to hear it again.

Lighting Strike

Music begins

"Bob is not at home."

Bob is not at home."

"Delilah's here alone.""

"Barking at the phone."

"Leave a message please. Bob will listen then delete"

"Bob is not at home....Yeeeah."

Beep.

So what Ya'll got?

You are a real life George Costanza !

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Just now, The Elevator Killer said:

You wouldn't like it. I would just lay there. 

can we do it over zoom?

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Just now, edjr said:

can we do it over zoom?

Ralph Kamden was ahead of himself. 
Bang Zoom !

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Just now, The Elevator Killer said:

But you can visit my Only Fans site. Only $15 .

does it touch the chair?

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13 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

You are a real life George Costanza !

It was a long time ago. IDK if Seinfeld was on yet. But yeah, it probably was inspired by George.

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Similar to the fake VM that Cameron set up for the funeral home in Ferris Buehler.

"I'll get back to you as soon as is humanly possible".

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Just now, The Elevator Killer said:

Come on. I know some of you guys had some creative messages. Spill it. 

I do remember picking out a song and stuff lol.  My go to line was "you know what to do and when to do it. 

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1 minute ago, Ron_Artest said:

I do remember picking out a song and stuff lol.  My go to line was "you know what to do and when to do it. 

Gen Z. "I don't know what to do!"

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6 hours ago, Ron_Artest said:

I do remember picking out a song and stuff lol.  My go to line was "you know what to do and when to do it.

Extent of my creativity as well. 

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