Shows with Live Audiences

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...Getting harder and harder to watch any of these - late night, Comedy Central, etc.

 

I don't know if it's the 'hypers' that hype up the audience before, or just biitches needing / wanting / thinking they're more important than the show itself, but:

 

I've noticed a huge uptick in 'Woo Girls'. You know, these focking broads who make an ear-splitting noise like a dolphin caught in a bear trap?

 

I mean, I 'get' it. Maybe for the intro or if a REALLY special guest comes on, broads are going to make THE MOST ANNOYING NOISE POSSIBLE.

 

But GD, at EVERY focking opportunity, these biitches squeal and shriek like I'm manually extracting their fallopian tubes with grill tongs.

 

Host "...And everyone in the audience gets a half a cup of warm yogurt!"

 

Crowd: "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

 

I mean, WTF? STFUP already. I was watching TDS the other night and the US ambassador to the UN was announced - and these biitches LOST THEIR MF'ING MIND! I'll guarantee you less than 1% of the audience even knew who the fock this chick was, but that didn't stop them from just SCREECHING like I stabbed their toddlers.

 

Seriously, it's just about attention. Which all these 'apps' perpetuate. Look at MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

It's like when you spend $1,200 on concert tickets - only to have some biitch SCREEEEEE during the entire show. I'm sorry, THAT's when it's okay to clock a biitch.

 

I also watch Graham Norton (British) and the audience manages to be enthused and high energy without losing their GD MINDS!. It's just focking Americans. Amurican broads in particular. If you're over the age of (let's be generous) say, 16, STOP squealing like a five year old in the kiddy pool.

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"Haha..did you hear me?!! Right when fallon gets done with his first joke...thats totally me screaming Woo!!

 

"I dvr'd it...youll totally have to come over and watch"

 

Dumb fockin chicks

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Wow

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Arsenio's fault