Sex Toy Manufacturer Divulges ###### We Already Guessed

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Breaking the silent code among sex toy producers, Brian Sloan, creator of the AutoBlow and the AutoBlow2 for when the AutoBlow became too nasty to keep using, admits that all "uniquely or celebrity" molded vagina sex toys are largely the same generic . In a shocking bit of gender behind the curtains, it turns out men couldn't give a what kind of they're pounding. They're merely so damn happy to be there. Molding anatomically correct vaginas turned out to be a huge waste of money, though they are still heavily marketed as such. Who's the first guy to step up and sue the toy manufacturer for providing inaccurate fake ?

As opposed to the dark spaces, it turns men do have quite a different preference when it comes to vulvas, or the externally appearing portion of the female genitalia. Or as Sloan more eloquently notes:

I prefer the exploded hamburger type heavy on the meat flaps, but I know a lot of other guys prefer the moose knuckle style.

Wiser words were never spoken. As such, Sloan is hosting an online contest for women to post pictures of their vulvas, with the top three rated twats receiving five grand and a trip to Los Angeles to have their lips re-created in sex toy form. This is the future of digital age consumerism. Let the dudes who crave rubber decide what gets produced. This is their Dakota Access Pipeline moment. I dare you to weave "exploded hamburger" into a compliment for your girlfriend.

 

 

http://www.wwtdd.com/2016/12/sex-toy-manufacturer-divulges--we-already-guessed

 

 

 

 

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I know one of the first creators of these and he is a multimillionaire- Germany was//is his best market.

The pron chick molded it and signed off on it with no royalties. Just kept feeding her cocaine. Pictures of the process on the box. Literally. No royalties paid out.

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Bet an asian woman wins. They tend to have the least amount of sh!t going on down there, as far as extra skin etc...

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Bet an asian woman wins. They tend to have the least amount of sh!t going on down there, as far as extra skin etc...

Some guys like "exploded hamburger"

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Some guys will fock just about anything. I heard of a case where a guy in prison had a colostomy bag on his side and he got herpes in his atoms from where he was letting guys in prison Fock him in it in exchange for payment. It's also why I say a girl would never have a problem finding someone to Fock them. Especially since guys out there have some sick fetishes