Axe Elf

An aberration? Dear child, have you not been paying attention to the main point of my contention--which is that Bowe has benefitted from the absence of Charles? His current performance is adequately explained by that very fact! I suppose, if Charles was being covered by a cornerback who is now free to concentrate instead on Bowe.

Maybe this will work... http://www.flickr.com/photos/axeelf/6230488587/

Aberrations.

Good call. Never mind, I guess you don't support image tags.

I don't usually bother with these threads, but it kinda looks like fun, so maybe I'll have a go... Here's a big 4Q2 to Greg Jennings, whose late long TD reception outscored Julio Jones by just enough to cost me FIFTEEN DOLLARS on FanDuel this week. Fortunately, I'm still taking home $62 (assuming that Brandon Pettigrew doesn't have something like 120/2 tonight), but still... Gosh darnit! This really makes me angry! I'm so dagnabbed irritated I could just poop! I hope bad things happen to all your pets! Hey, you're right, this does help.

Another somber lesson in the consequences of not reading and heeding Axe Elf's Sleepers & Stinkers every week. Hopefully we can learn from history so that we are not doomed to repeat it.

I'll give you credit for enough maturity to avoid falling victim to such hyperbole.

Well, I'll settle for merely good. I wouldn't want to get conceited or anything.

Ok... 1/13/0 4/45/0 2/33/0 3/16/1 1/3/0 2/53/0 5/68/0 Impressive! This year, Week 1, with Charles still in... 2/17/0 Starting Week 2... 5/101/0 4/67/1 5/107/1 See the difference? They really should offer remedial classes for fantasy football.

Shown up in it? I originated the thing! Once I hand down the stone tablets, so to speak, clarify any questions my acolytes might have, and the games begin, there's really no reason to revisit it. When the games are over on Monday Night, I will score the predictions and report the results back to you, as I always do. I've done the same thing every week; I would have thought you might have noticed by now. P.S. Unless Axe Elf says it's ok.

LOL! One in which EVERYONE else in both of the threads devoted to the topic advised the starting of Brady over Newton--except one... They are both we.

[AlMichaels] He did WHAT?!?!? [/AlMichaels]

Any questions?

There was some Junior Elf on here that axually called Baldwin this week. As great as I may be, I must also recognize flashes of potential amongst my proteges. Well done, whoever you were!

And Bowe owners should forever lay their sacrifices upon the Altar of Torn Knee Ligaments for their gods' concurrent cursing of Charles and blessing of Bowe.