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Seems like an appropriate topic today...

 

Do you have them?

Have you ever had them?

Did you name them?

 

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when the doctor was going at my ass with an exacto knife, he said, "Damn, these are the worst I have ever seen" I turned around and looked at him and said "Well, buddy your earning your paycheck today."

 

I got mine because I was dehydrated from cutting weight in wrestling in college. Then I was in the middle of an all day tournament and couldn't poop all day cause I kept thinking I was going to be wrestling soon.

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I'm not sure what hemroids are, but I do know what hemorrhoids are.

 

 

Fine...Fixed biotch :blink:

 

when the doctor was going at my ass with an exacto knife, he said, "Damn, these are the worst I have ever seen" I turned around and looked at him and said "Well, buddy your earning your paycheck today."

 

I got mine because I was dehydrated from cutting weight in wrestling in college. Then I was in the middle of an all day tournament and couldn't poop all day cause I kept thinking I was going to be wrestling soon.

You wait to start wrestling to poop? :huh: brilliant :ninja:

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I sit in a chair for 8 hours a day.

 

What do you think?

 

Of course, 120 miles a day sitting on a skinny little bicycle seat and pumping up mountains in France will also give you the butt bumps.

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Of course, 120 miles a day sitting on a skinny little bicycle seat and pumping up mountains in France will also give you the butt bumps.

 

Sounds like, from your other thread, your wife will be getting bumps on her arse later tonight :blink:

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