Cdub100 3,895 Posted May 3, 2006 Uribe hopes to avoid that fate. His wife, horrified by his increasing size, feared the worst and abandoned him more than a decade ago. "She left me because she must have thought I was dying," Uribe said. Yeah that's it. She left you because she thought you were dying Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CantTouchThis 23 Posted May 3, 2006 The funny thing is, if you took a picture of his face, you would think he was just a regular obese person, maybe 60-80 lbs overwieght. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juniper 0 Posted May 4, 2006 I'm too sexy for my WEIGHT. There comes a point when you should kill yourself. He's already tried half a dozen times: * His hands couldn't reach far enough to put a gun in his mouth. * Every rope or cable he used to hang himself snapped. * All of the trucks he jumped in front of suffered severe damage. * The bottle of sleeping pills he took made him hungry. * He wouldn't sink in the ocean without touching bottom. * There wasn't a knife sharp enough to slit his wrists. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 541 Posted May 4, 2006 http://www.ngz-online.de/layout/showbilder...-043819-pih.jpg Wow. Surprisingly, he has very small, perfectly-shaped nipples for his size. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted May 4, 2006 http://www.ngz-online.de/layout/showbilder...-043819-pih.jpg Wow. Surprisingly, he has very small, perfectly-shaped nipples for his size. small? they're half the size of his face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bammbamm 0 Posted May 4, 2006 how the fock is he going to get to italy? tug boat? seriously, to maintain a 300lb weight you must consume about 3000 calories a day. how do i know this? my nutritionist told me this. when i cut my calories down to around 1500 to 2000 i started losing weight without much exercise. so, if we extrapolate the data this guy must eat isle 4 at the local grocery store to maintain his svelt 1200lb figure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted May 4, 2006 how the fock is he going to get to italy? tug boat? seriously, to maintain a 300lb weight you must consume about 3000 calories a day. how do i know this? my nutritionist told me this. when i cut my calories down to around 1500 to 2000 i started losing weight without much exercise. so, if we extrapolate the data this guy must eat isle 4 at the local grocery store to maintain his svelt 1200lb figure. how many calories are in human baby? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
