redtodd 7 Posted June 6, 2006 It looks like I jacked off all over my self. Great way to start the day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bammbamm 0 Posted June 6, 2006 what the fock are you eating this time of day with ranch sauce on it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted June 6, 2006 what the fock are you eating this time of day with ranch sauce on it? Something gay. Carrots with ranch dip. It was the only thing at the convience store that won't add to my fatness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Isotopes 1 Posted June 6, 2006 Something gay. Carrots with ranch dip. It was the only thing at the convience store that won't add to my fatness. yeah, ranch is really healthy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bammbamm 0 Posted June 6, 2006 Something gay. Carrots with ranch dip. It was the only thing at the convience store that won't add to my fatness. next time try a low carb protein bar. only about 3 grams of sugar. kind of high in cals though, about 220 or so; but you wont wind up with jizz on your pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 364 Posted June 6, 2006 yeah, ranch is really healthy I suppose "deep fried stick of butter" was sold out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redtodd 7 Posted June 6, 2006 next time try a low carb protein bar. only about 3 grams of sugar. kind of high in cals though, about 220 or so; but you wont wind up with jizz on your pants. Yeah, but won't I grow a tumor from the "fake" sugar? yeah, ranch is really healthy I don't use the whole dip, just a little to make the carrots taste better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old School 360 Posted June 6, 2006 It looks like I jacked off all over my self. Great way to start the day. Makes a great impression as you remake yourself into a traveling salesman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pingpong 0 Posted June 6, 2006 I can't ever remember craving long hard objects covered in jizz as a breakfast snack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,552 Posted June 6, 2006 Well, at least now you can jack off all over yourself and nobody will be able to tell the difference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
