Talk about a recent memorable poop

[Red White and Blue 81]

My last really interesting one was yesterday morning.

 

On the 4th I drank a whole lot during the day, watched the soccer game, then saw some fireworks and my GF and I headed back to her place late. I was starving and being the awesome girlfriend that she is she offered to make tacos. I loves me some tacos! Seasoned ground beef, lettuce, tomato, cheese, sour cream and spicy hot sauce. So I had like five of those and went to bed all gassy and the next morning when I woke up my tummy was grumbling and I couldn't stop farting and stuff. On my way back to my apartment I picked up a bagel and a big cup of coffee, sat down on the couch to read the paper a little and the second I starting drinking my first cup o' joe is was like a trigger went off in my gastrointestinal system, all kinds of loud farting and rumbling and I ran for the bathroom and got my pants down in the nick of time! Here's the weird part though, it wasn't really like a poo more like an ass explosion, one loud "pop!" and all this loose stool came out, filled the entire bowl in like .5 seconds, took about half the roll of TP to clean my arse up too. Little bits of corn and stuff from the tacos floating in it. Very satisfying spicy poo.

[Toro 1]

Today I had to remember if I had eaten some golf balls for dinner last night.

 

Desperately Seeking Fiber.

[GutterBoy 2,899]

I just took an MDC and wiped with one of his short stories.

[Mark Buffington 3]

This thread.

[Red White and Blue 81]

I just took an MDC and wiped with one of his short stories.

 

I just kidnapped your wife from NJ and plan to keep her in a well and torture her.

[heavy-set 39]

I ate a box of fruit loops after a near case of beer on the 4th.

 

picture a fruity beer sh1t the next day.

[TAS 2]

My last really interesting one was yesterday morning.

 

On the 4th I drank a whole lot during the day, watched the soccer game, then saw some fireworks and my GF and I headed back to her place late. I was starving and being the awesome girlfriend that she is she offered to make tacos. I loves me some tacos! Seasoned ground beef, lettuce, tomato, cheese, sour cream and spicy hot sauce. So I had like five of those and went to bed all gassy and the next morning when I woke up my tummy was grumbling and I couldn't stop farting and stuff. On my way back to my apartment I picked up a bagel and a big cup of coffee, sat down on the couch to read the paper a little and the second I starting drinking my first cup o' joe is was like a trigger went off in my gastrointestinal system, all kinds of loud farting and rumbling and I ran for the bathroom and got my pants down in the nick of time! Here's the weird part though, it wasn't really like a poo more like an ass explosion, one loud "pop!" and all this loose stool came out, filled the entire bowl in like .5 seconds, took about half the roll of TP to clean my arse up too. Little bits of corn and stuff from the tacos floating in it. Very satisfying spicy poo.

itsatip: SHOWER

[The Pope 10]

Holy Sh!t. Did I ever misread the title of this thread.

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

Very satisfying spicy poo.

Sounds like a dish at a Chinese take out place.