sawilson 1 Posted September 14, 2006 She was just talking about a guy who couldn't kiss. She said "He raped my face, I am NEVER seeing him again" See, kissing is very very important. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lambert58 56 Posted September 14, 2006 She was just talking about a guy who couldn't kiss. She said "He raped my face, I am NEVER seeing him again" See, kissing is very very important. I love that Charolette. Uh, I mean I have never seen the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted September 14, 2006 I love that Charolette. Uh, I mean I have never seen the show. LMFAO - I just about spit out my hot cocoa man!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brown Eyed Girl 1 Posted September 14, 2006 She was just talking about a guy who couldn't kiss. She said "He raped my face, I am NEVER seeing him again" See, kissing is very very important. I've seen that one before. Pretty funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted September 14, 2006 She was just talking about a guy who couldn't kiss. She said "He raped my face, I am NEVER seeing him again" See, kissing is very very important. Says who? Swallowing is way more important no spitting it back either...there is a reason for this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Black Label Society Posted September 14, 2006 I can HONESTLY say, I have NEVER seen an episode of this show. And I'll probably live longer for it Also SAW...i can kiss like there's NO tomorrow. I have the hand slide up the back of the neck trick (gently grabbing some hair) down pat during a long, slow, wet, passionate kiss. it always leads to unearthly, passionate, anticipation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted September 14, 2006 I can HONESTLY say, I have NEVER seen an episode of this show.And I'll probably live longer for it Also SAW...i can kiss like there's NO tomorrow. I have the hand slide up the back of the neck trick (gently grabbing some hair) down pat during a long, slow, wet, passionate kiss. it always leads to unearthly, passionate, anticipation. Uhm, if you'll excuse me for a min, I have something to do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brown Eyed Girl 1 Posted September 14, 2006 I can HONESTLY say, I have NEVER seen an episode of this show.And I'll probably live longer for it Also SAW...i can kiss like there's NO tomorrow. I have the hand slide up the back of the neck trick (gently grabbing some hair) down pat during a long, slow, wet, passionate kiss. it always leads to unearthly, passionate, anticipation. Ahem... Excuse me, but may I interrupt this with a discussion of fresh vegetables and a Peanut Butter sandwich? also: Damn, BLS! That's not bad there! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Black Label Society Posted September 14, 2006 Take your time... I understand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lambert58 56 Posted September 14, 2006 I can HONESTLY say, I have NEVER seen an episode of this show.And I'll probably live longer for it Also SAW...i can kiss like there's NO tomorrow. I have the hand slide up the back of the neck trick (gently grabbing some hair) down pat during a long, slow, wet, passionate kiss. it always leads to unearthly, passionate, anticipation. [uh, excuse me for a minute. I also have something I have to do. ] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted September 14, 2006 Damn BLS - you got both sexes going on here.... I may be a few more minutes, going for a second round Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Black Label Society Posted September 14, 2006 Ahem... Excuse me, but may I interrupt this with a discussion of fresh vegetables and a Peanut Butter sandwich? also: Damn, BLS! That's not bad there! I know.... I know... I may not be much of a boyfriend, but the girls don't leave without a fight... MY ex once told her friend....he's a dikk, but if you a chance to sleep with him...do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted September 14, 2006 I know....I know... I may not be much of a boyfriend, but the girls don't leave without a fight... MY ex once told her friend....he's a dikk, but if you a chance to sleep with him...do it. These girls actually believe this shiot? BLS = 2 pump chump Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lambert58 56 Posted September 14, 2006 Damn BLS - you got both sexes going on here.... I may be a few more minutes, going for a second round [Twice? BLS is my hero!] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted September 14, 2006 These girls actually believe this shiot? BLS = 2 pump chump And how do you know this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Black Label Society Posted September 14, 2006 These girls actually believe this shiot? BLS = 2 pump chump ACTUALLY....I've been a one pump chump in the past.....but they called me a Freshman. Since then...well, I'm a little more 'in tune' with what is necessary for all to enjoy the evening. You're just jealous SUX...and you know it. The fact is....I'm a magnificent lover because I know the boundaries between rough and tender...and each girl is different. And so is each night. For example....I'll give you a little hint..... Every girl LOVES to have the inside of her knee licked. Not the cap, but the other side. I can do this for hours, and after 10 minutes they're begging me to stop and START something else... Also, sucking on her RIGHT big toe gets them going too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,340 Posted September 14, 2006 And how do you know this? He brags too much alsojerryskidstoldmethathehasa3"pecker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted September 14, 2006 ACTUALLY....I've been a one pump chump in the past.....but they called me a Freshman.Since then...well, I'm a little more 'in tune' with what is necessary for all to enjoy the evening. You're just jealous SUX...and you know it. The fact is....I'm a magnificent lover because I know the boundaries between rough and tender...and each girl is different. And so is each night. For example....I'll give you a little hint..... Every girl LOVES to have the inside of her knee licked. Not the cap, but the other side. I can do this for hours, and after 10 minutes they're begging me to stop and START something else... Also, sucking on her RIGHT big toe gets them going too. Right toe? Never heard that one before. The rest of it it, well, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Black Label Society Posted September 14, 2006 Right toe? Never heard that one before. The rest of it it, well, Honestly.....you've never had your toes sucked before????????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted September 14, 2006 Honestly.....you've never had your toes sucked before????????? Uhm, no Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Black Label Society Posted September 14, 2006 Uhm, no No sh!t? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cgod 0 Posted September 14, 2006 Ummm, did someone say SAMMICH? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted September 14, 2006 No sh!t? Didn't you read Sux's bored grade? I think I'm sexually depraved Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lambert58 56 Posted September 14, 2006 Paul McCarney talked about doing that with his ex-wife. Said he ended up with splinters in his lip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Black Label Society Posted September 14, 2006 Didn't you read Sux's bored grade? I think I'm sexually depraved Good god girl....you AIN'T even been laid yet have ya? Paul McCarney talked about doing that with his ex-wife. Said he ended up with splinters in his lip. he has 8 trillion dollars......he aint worried. stop fukkin up this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rallo 132 Posted September 14, 2006 Every girl LOVES to have the inside of her knee licked. Not the cap, but the other side.I can do this for hours, and after 10 minutes they're begging me to stop and START something else... Yep... next is the tossed salad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted September 14, 2006 Good god girl....you AIN'T even been laid yet have ya?he has 8 trillion dollars......he aint worried. stop fukkin up this thread. That's what we call nunya man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lambert58 56 Posted September 14, 2006 he has 8 trillion dollars......he aint worried. stop fukkin up this thread. realizes closing time is near and desperation is setting in.. exits the thread as the men make their last desperate plea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
