jwhatti 1 Posted October 12, 2006 Anyone come across anymore good ones lately? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Triumph 0 Posted October 12, 2006 I got somethin' for ya! (reaching into my pocket) F*%$ YOU! (Pulling out my middle finger) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Triumph 0 Posted October 12, 2006 Your mom would not touch that team and last time I saw her, she was at a prison football field yelling "NEXT TEAM PLEASE!" Hilarious!!!! Haahaaa! this one would piss him off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Triumph 0 Posted October 12, 2006 No wonder your breath smells so bad, your always talking out of your a$$! Your gay in the mouth, maybe you should SHUT IT! Your Mamma is so fat: From the Pharsyde "she's gotta peg leg with a Kickstand" "She's got a glass eye with a fish init" "she's got an afro with a chin strap" And " when her beeper goes off people think she is backin' up" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steelers2101 7 Posted October 12, 2006 "I just took a dump. It reminded me of your team." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Watchdog 0 Posted October 12, 2006 I do recaps of our league's fantasy games each week on our website. One player failed to get a TD from his entire lineup, so I wrote: "His team scored as often as Bea Arthur at a NAMBLA convention." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jwhatti 1 Posted October 12, 2006 I do recaps of our league's fantasy games each week on our website. One player failed to get a TD from his entire lineup, so I wrote: "His team scored as often as Bea Arthur at a NAMBLA convention." Hillarious!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BirdBradyBobbyOrr 0 Posted October 12, 2006 Tell him ... "After I win I'm claiming Prima Nocta with your wife!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captmorgan212 0 Posted October 12, 2006 I always like: F You and F your mother. How you like dem apples? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kingstowne Dealers 14 Posted October 17, 2006 This is Great Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whahaa 0 Posted October 18, 2006 i picked up a case of right guard for your team; they stink. here's a dictionary so you can teach a couple new words to your qb... like 'first' and 'down'. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... you started mike turner. jerk! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hyness 0 Posted October 20, 2006 I'm going to humble you old country way. If you can, include . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
p1lammer 0 Posted November 15, 2006 i picked up a case of right guard for your team; they stink. here's a dictionary so you can teach a couple new words to your qb... like 'first' and 'down'. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... you started mike turner. jerk! "Your going down like your mom on the (insert favorite football team here)" "Your team reminds me of a pair of old drawers...old, shitty, and full of holes." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Montana_god 0 Posted November 30, 2006 Bump - - This should really be pinned - - I have used this at lest 4 times now!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
montana 89 Posted November 30, 2006 1. We shoulda drafted on April 1st ..... your team is a focking joke! 2. My foot = your arse 3. You should change your team name to "TINA"......cuz imma beat you like Ike. 4. My team is like a sore d!ck....you can't beat it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiantsFan81 0 Posted October 25, 2007 Thought I would bump this up, thought this was hysterical. Anybody have some new ones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOD01 198 Posted October 25, 2007 Along those lines, I posted this one on our league home page before the Dallas-Buffalo Monday night game: Marion Barber says, "If I score a single point tonight, it is because I am a mo". He stayed clear of the endzone and yardage and I took the victory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krayzied240 0 Posted October 25, 2007 lets Roshambo for this win, We both take turns kicking each other in the nuts and who ever falls down first loses, I'll go first Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Octopus 0 Posted October 25, 2007 Thought I would bump this up, thought this was hysterical. Anybody have some new ones. GF(81)IAFP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Headslap75 0 Posted October 25, 2007 You eat corn on the cobb the long way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seattle_pt1 0 Posted October 25, 2007 I am going to ram my fist in your c*nt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starflyer59 0 Posted October 25, 2007 When playing the Brady owner... "I'm gonna spank you like Bridget spanks John Edward Thomas!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
