shaabyi 0 Posted November 16, 2006 Here is the link: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55329...rce=slate_rss_1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First and Long 0 Posted November 16, 2006 "You can't teach that passing motion," said Gruden, who quit calling plays halfway through Wednesday's intrasquad game when it became apparent that Manning had already memorized the playbook and mastered Gruden's audible system. "Or that precision. Or that field vision. Or… What play did he just call? Is that in the playbook? How did he avoid that linebacker? Anyway, whatever. Touchdown, again." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BirdBradyBobbyOrr 0 Posted November 16, 2006 Jimmy Brady is way better then Clay Manning Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superstinkypoopycat 0 Posted November 16, 2006 Somebody help, I can't find Clay Manning on my league's waiver (espn.com). Is this because he was a bean farmer and is just now joining the NFL? Should I write an email to ESPN.com to try to get him on the waiver so I can add him to my team? If he really already has the playbook memorized and has Gruden so impressed, he will put up huge fantasy numbers for the rest of the season... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First and Long 0 Posted November 16, 2006 Somebody help, I can't find Clay Manning on my league's waiver (espn.com). Is this because he was a bean farmer and is just now joining the NFL? Should I write an email to ESPN.com to try to get him on the waiver so I can add him to my team?If he really already has the playbook memorized and has Gruden so impressed, he will put up huge fantasy numbers for the rest of the season... Yes... to all your questions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brettfavreisbetterthanmarino 0 Posted November 16, 2006 He was working in a bean field ....classic stuff from the Onion yet again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdizel 0 Posted November 17, 2006 C'mon, is he really worth adding? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,606 Posted November 17, 2006 I just traded SJax for the rights to him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
De Novo 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Trying to figure out who to drop. I already have Peyton in one league, so I don't need to add the guy but damn, if he's this good maybe I drop Kitna. This is another Kurt Warner feel good story, but with Manning genes and a Princeton education. Stud! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,606 Posted November 17, 2006 the line is out, whats it gonna catch? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdizel 0 Posted November 17, 2006 CBSSPORTSLINE doesn't have him in the player pool.... Somebody HHEEELLLPPPPPPPP!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,606 Posted November 17, 2006 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nflocd 0 Posted November 17, 2006 "Though he failed to complete college due to his family refusing to pay his tuition, Manning was drafted in the sixth round of the 2000 NFL draft by the Arizona Cardinals;" No way this is true. Millen would've grabbed him in the first round Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdizel 0 Posted November 17, 2006 This is all BS, I can't find it anywhere. Damn you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,606 Posted November 17, 2006 he was just added to my player pool in my league, and guess what he qualifies as a TE! Marques Colston II Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdizel 0 Posted November 17, 2006 he was just added to my player pool in my league, and guess what he qualifies as a TE! Marques Colston II What site do you use? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdizel 0 Posted November 17, 2006 Is this for real, or just a realy good joke......??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danskins22 0 Posted November 17, 2006 its not real.. dont hurt yourself thinking about it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keeptwo 0 Posted November 17, 2006 the line is out, whats it gonna catch? so what's really wrong about phishn'.this sight is to share insights and info right? right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RaiderHaters Revenge 3,606 Posted November 17, 2006 its not real.. dont hurt yourself thinking about it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shaabyi 0 Posted November 17, 2006 HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! Since I was the one who posted this story, I guess I am the one who should let you know. It is a joke!! I wanted to let you guys who didn't know about "the onion" to rack your brains whether it is true or not for a day. Shaabyi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parja 0 Posted November 17, 2006 its not real.. dont hurt yourself thinking about it The Onion isn't real?! Say it ain't so! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First and Long 0 Posted November 17, 2006 It's no joke!! Clay will be leading my team to the promised land!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PunkRockRedneck 8 Posted November 17, 2006 That's priceless! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites