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Since you have apparently decided to take it upon yourself to answer people's questions in this thread, you tell me.

 

You're right. You were doing a great job. Apologies.

 

Now, the used tampon . . .

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Was it your oral or anal skills that caused him to give you this moniker?

Please refer to your surferskin alias post and my reponse to it earlier in this thread.

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I have a question for ye . . . what's it taste like to suck on a used tampon?

 

It's the key ingredient for a cup of hot tea.

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Sometimes, when I fart, it stinks to high heaven. Other times there is no smell at all.

 

What gives? :thumbsdown:

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Sometimes, when I fart, it stinks to high heaven. Other times there is no smell at all.

 

What gives? :thumbsdown:

It depends on what you've eaten and what stage of digestion it is in at the time of the fart.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

a couple cords--enough to get through the winter

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