Recidivist 1 Posted January 9, 2007 I love the little guy more than life itself. He has no front claws and is an indoor kitty. He is totally incompatible with other animals. Since we have a cold front moving through, I have all the windows open. The neighbor kitty was sitting on our front porch; I think my buddy caught a wiff of him and it set him off. I was just passing through towards the kitchen and he went berserk on me: I have broken skin on my ankles where he bit me and on my left hand and forearm from pushing him away. I just want him to calm down and not give himself a heart attack. He's my special guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted January 9, 2007 Awww..Kats If you haven't seen this you tube video yet, then you will thank me later Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted January 9, 2007 I love the little guy more than life itself. He has no front claws and is an indoor kitty. He is totally incompatible with other animals. Since we have a cold front moving through, I have all the windows open. The neighbor kitty was sitting on our front porch; I think my buddy caught a wiff of him and it set him off. I was just passing through towards the kitchen and he went berserk on me: I have broken skin on my ankles where he bit me and on my left hand and forearm from pushing him away. I just want him to calm down and not give himself a heart attack. He's my special guy. Wow. You'd make a perfect battered wife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted January 9, 2007 Sorry to hear about your pus$y, I think cats are the suck. Dont worry about the heart attack, he still has 8 lives left... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted January 9, 2007 Sorry to hear about your pus$y, I think cats are the suck. Dont worry about the heart attack, he still has 8 lives left... My kats could beat the sh1t out of you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recidivist 1 Posted January 9, 2007 Awww..Kats If you haven't seen this you tube video yet, then you will thank me later I have not seen this before; thanks! Once my buddy calms down, we will watch it together Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted January 9, 2007 Awww..Kats If you haven't seen this you tube video yet, then you will thank me later I like the kitten that jumps on the dog...nice... One of mine, when I come home, I pull up next to one of my windows of my apartment, as soon as I get out of the jeep, I look to my left and instantly a head will poke out of the venitian blinds... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted January 9, 2007 I take it you don't consider "tongue in cats ass" provocation? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,499 Posted January 9, 2007 I like the kitten that jumps on the dog...nice... One of mine, when I come home, I pull up next to one of my windows of my apartment, as soon as I get out of the jeep, I look to my left and instantly a head will poke out of the venitian blinds... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted January 9, 2007 My kats could beat the sh1t out of you Easily, I would have an esophagus the size of a pea and rubbing my eyes in about 30 seconds. The cats must then be fast enough to elude my revenge seeking Rottweiler. I actually liked Toonces, bummer about that cliff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,790 Posted January 9, 2007 I take it you don't consider "tongue in cats ass" provocation? foreplay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 597 Posted January 9, 2007 certainly your grade schools had a lack of bullies, you should have had this smacked out of you long ago.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Let Da Big Dog Eat 40 Posted January 9, 2007 Kats. "The other white meat." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted January 10, 2007 I take it you don't consider "tongue in cats ass" provocation? beat me to it. damn you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recidivist 1 Posted January 10, 2007 He's cooled out now, ever since Mom got home. He's in bed with her watching TV. In a few minutes, it'll be family bedtime and we'll all tuck in together. I love my little psychotic guy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted January 10, 2007 He's cooled out now, ever since Mom got home. He's in bed with her watching TV. In a few minutes, it'll be family bedtime and we'll all tuck in together. I love my little psychotic guy! Nominated: most thinly veiled fishing expedition evah. second? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted January 10, 2007 Gheyest thread ever. You phags may want to check under your sacks to see if a vagina has formed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paradoxical 1 Posted January 10, 2007 Awww..Kats If you haven't seen this you tube video yet, then you will thank me later i firmly believe the cat vs. baby clip in this video is one of the funniest things ever caught on tape! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROBOKOP 0 Posted January 10, 2007 Glad to see your momma came home and calmed down your kitty. Now off to your room with your blankie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spider fantasy 0 Posted January 10, 2007 Gheyest thread ever. You phags may want to check under your sacks to see if a vagina has formed. Cats are probably better suited as pets to most men you know. They don't need constant attention, you can leave them alone for a few days and they don't chew up the dirty underwear you left on the floor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted January 10, 2007 Cats are probably better suited as pets to most men you know. They don't need constant attention, you can leave them alone for a few days and they don't chew up the dirty underwear you left on the floor. Underwear is for girls. Freeballin' is the way to go. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeremy 0 Posted January 10, 2007 I'm thinking he was pissed at you for allowing another cat into his territory. Our old cat (RIP ) used to make the most unholy noise I've ever heard when he saw a cat come into our yard. Never took it out on us, though. My currently cat couldn't care less. He'll make friends with the neighborhood cats if they come to the patio door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted January 10, 2007 Dude ... a pet is a committment ... even a fish, or a snake, or a GERBIL ... and you don't decide to have a pet ... and change your mind. My cat is a full bred, papers the whole deal, Korat. Very rare breed from Thailand. I could have won several best of breed trophys with her ... mostly because she would be the only one at most shows. Kitten was afraid of hands ... she still doesn't like her head being petted ... any kind of touching is questionable. Kissing is absolutely not allowed. One of the reasons I grow a goatee is because it covers a scar. Me: Yeah, this one was brass knuckles. Got like 9 stitches. Chick: What's that one? Me: What? Chick: That scar below your lip? Me: Oh ... that was my cat, Mouse. I tried to kiss her, and she turned and bit me. She's desensitized to kisses now ... but it's still limited. She will swat or bite at me still, when I push too far. Really smart cat ... but a little crazy. Absolute born hunter too. Knows the word "Bird", also "Rat" ... which means mouse really ... but her name is Mouse. "Roof" which means going outside ... and of course "Tuna Juice". I can get her smacking her chops. She knows these words ... what they mean. There's no doubt about it. Pretty good for a cat. "Special Treat" she also understands, for sure. "Bird Meat" is turkey or Chicken. She's finecky. Wont eat smoked turkey or like bologna or ham mostly ... just fresh chicken or turkey ... she likes chicken bones ... and beef jerky, if I chew it up first. But her favorite is the juice from a can of tuna. "Tuna Juice". She'll lick the can for 3 days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagles Green 34 Posted January 10, 2007 Dude ... a pet is a committment ... even a fish, or a snake, or a GERBIL ... and you don't decide to have a pet ... and change your mind. My cat is a full bred, papers the whole deal, Korat. Very rare breed from Thailand. I could have won several best of breed trophys with her ... mostly because she would be the only one at most shows. Kitten was afraid of hands ... she still doesn't like her head being petted ... any kind of touching is questionable. Kissing is absolutely not allowed. One of the reasons I grow a goatee is because it covers a scar. Me: Yeah, this one was brass knuckles. Got like 9 stitches. Chick: What's that one? Me: What? Chick: That scar below your lip? Me: Oh ... that was my cat, Mouse. I tried to kiss her, and she turned and bit me. She's desensitized to kisses now ... but it's still limited. She will swat or bite at me still, when I push too far. Really smart cat ... but a little crazy. Let me guess, you rescued the cat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted January 10, 2007 You don't rescue a pure bred Korat. It was a gift from my Mother. Her way of saying. "Here, now you get to clean up cat crap for the next 15 years!" I'm like 11 years in. Focking cat is a bad-ass. Can't get a dog, hates other cats, afraid of most people. That cat will kick your ass! I'm not kidding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
