I just had a sixer of Michelob Ultra Amber

[mmmmm...beer 692]

And it's like drinking focking water?

 

I'm more of a dark beer/ale guy.... IE Guiness, Moose Drool, Drop Top Amber Ale...

 

Went to the local gas station to grab some beer after the Bears took a big sh!t in the superbowl.... and they had this ultra amber and some Amberbock.... I think I should have went with the bock

 

I've drank the sixer in about an hour and a half and it's like I've had about 2-3 guiness's... it's freakin weird

 

and I don't even have to piss... my belly isn't full? did I just drink 6= 12oz bottles of water?

[GettnHuge 1]

Guinness Extra Stout

[birdbrain3X 0]

did I just drink 6= 12oz bottles of water?

 

yes sir you did.

[mmmmm...beer 692]

Guinness Extra Stout

[Fun Bags 0]

And it's like drinking focking water?

 

I'm more of a dark beer/ale guy.... IE Guiness, Moose Drool, Drop Top Amber Ale...

 

Went to the local gas station to grab some beer after the Bears took a big sh!t in the superbowl.... and they had this ultra amber and some Amberbock.... I think I should have went with the bock

 

I've drank the sixer in about an hour and a half and it's like I've had about 2-3 guiness's... it's freakin weird

 

and I don't even have to piss... my belly isn't full? did I just drink 6= 12oz bottles of water?

 

5...4...3...2...1...

[mmmmm...beer 692]

No no... there shant be a repeat of Mar 14 2006,

 

/I wonder wiat it take sit oget focking banned...

 

 

Hey mink..every oneis fockeicn scard of you..

 

What the fock? You seem like a nice guyu.. thats't eh problemw....?

 

 

I bet your cool..

 

 

Foclkthem.... they just gotte respect the MAN... You kno02w?

 

 

Foclk them Minke!!!1

FDOCK TEM

 

 

Nor eally... I bet your ick of the Juno posts.. about some girl shiting on hersielfayh?.. me tyoo... booooooo on some hirl shittlyhig herself... booo

 

Fock you junko...

 

Me aand mink ar bros...

 

 

FFTOAY FORBER!!!!

 

http://www.fftodayforums.com/forum/index.p...=205162&hl=

 

 

 

 

mmmmm...beer is maintaining tonight... boy was a focked up that night.

[MicktheGreat 1]

And it's like drinking focking water?

 

I'm more of a dark beer/ale guy.... IE Guiness, Moose Drool, Drop Top Amber Ale...

 

Went to the local gas station to grab some beer after the Bears took a big sh!t in the superbowl.... and they had this ultra amber and some Amberbock.... I think I should have went with the bock

 

I've drank the sixer in about an hour and a half and it's like I've had about 2-3 guiness's... it's freakin weird

 

and I don't even have to piss... my belly isn't full? did I just drink 6= 12oz bottles of water?

 

This goes without saying...

[GettnHuge 1]

 

I don't drink much beer, hell I don't drink much alcohol outside of 1 glass of something a day, preferably some flavoured bourbon.

but when I do drink it, I like my beer like I like my coffee; black.

 

yummay!

[kutulu 1,558]

I don't drink much beer, hell I don't drink much alcohol outside of 1 glass of something a day, preferably some flavoured bourbon.

but when I do drink it, I like my beer like I like my cack; black.

 

yummay!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

had to be done

[bob_probert_2000 1]

And it's like drinking focking water?

 

I'm more of a dark beer/ale guy.... IE Guiness, Moose Drool, Drop Top Amber Ale...

 

Went to the local gas station to grab some beer after the Bears took a big sh!t in the superbowl.... and they had this ultra amber and some Amberbock.... I think I should have went with the bock

 

I've drank the sixer in about an hour and a half and it's like I've had about 2-3 guiness's... it's freakin weird

 

and I don't even have to piss... my belly isn't full? did I just drink 6= 12oz bottles of water?

Thoughts and Prayers for your bad beer experience?

[mmmmm...beer 692]

About 6am this morning... I recalled violently why I don't drink Michelob...

 

It was as though someone turned on a faucet and my guts poured right out of my ass in a violent torrent of foulness.

 

I bullsh!t you not when I say I had to courtesy flush myself 3 times or I was gonna focking barf.

 

My ass was an angry angry man of michelob cheap beer justice this morning.

[mmmmm...beer 692]

My Guts were a Roman General telling my ass: "On my mark.... UNLEASH HELL!"

 

My ass was a sprinkler at the ball park.

 

"FFFT...FFFT...FFFT...FFFT.......FFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFT!!!!! FFFT...FFFT...FFFT...FFFT.......FFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFT!!!!!

 

The Hoover dam of my ass could not hold back the Wild Colorado River of nasty.... dispite the men who died building it.

[bob_probert_2000 1]

Now that you mention it, I drank a few Mich Ultras mixed with a few dos equis. I have been in the can 3 times this morning.