Let's Hate the British for a While

[wiffleball 4,649]

It's ALUMINUM, not al-you-MINI-um. We invented the shiit, we should know.

 

It's not a 'windscreen', do you see holes in it? What would be the point? It's a windSHIELD.

 

And WTF is "Bob's Your Uncle?" No he's not. He's not even related to me. And why the fock do you say it anyway?

 

 

More?....

[pingpong 0]

You wear a boot on your foot, you don't pack luggage in it.

You ring a bell, but you call someone on the telephone.

And for God's sake, drop the friggin extra vowels (ie colour, centre, theatre, humour, dialogue, etc)

[Bert 1,094]

It's a ciragette not a f@g

 

and

 

Free Northern Island

[GobbleDog 822]

It's not "pardon me sir...", it's "hey dipsh*t!!!"