Why are hurricaines named after wimmens?

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.....because when they arrive, they are wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and your car.

 

 

[jets24 6]

And they all love BLOWING me!

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A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is

happening and I have to talk to you about it."

The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"

The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

The Rabbi , very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"

The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's

poisoning me, what should I do?"

The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to

her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I

spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours.

"You want my advice?"

 

The man said yes and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison"

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A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is

happening and I have to talk to you about it."

The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"

The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

The Rabbi , very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"

The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's

poisoning me, what should I do?"

The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to

her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I

spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours.

"You want my advice?"

 

The man said yes and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison"

 

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Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough

to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million

years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."

[Vikings4ever 496]

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough

to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million

years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."

[edjr 5,567]

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough

to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million

years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."

 

 

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Three friends from the local congregation were asked,

"When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation

members are mourning over you, what would you like them

to say?"

Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful

husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a

wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge

difference in people's lives."

Al said: "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'"

 

 

A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful

to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men.

In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy.

What do you think I should do?"

"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down.

Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"

[Guest Davaco]

amateur night

[GobbleDog 816]

Actually, hurricane names alternate every storm between man and woman. It used to be all men names, but about 20+ years ago some woman's group got upset so they changed it.

 

 

just sayin.

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And they all love BLOWING me!

I'd hate to get blown by Hugo