p.man 7 Posted May 13, 2007 Mothers Day will end with a night of watching some people getting killed off on the Sopranos. Happy Mothers Day. And Enjoy the Sopranos too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdbrain3X 0 Posted May 13, 2007 oral at the senior center. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,461 Posted May 13, 2007 ... my wife getting her favorite kind of sex. none. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted May 13, 2007 so far it's been grilling some steaks, drinking some drinks, and focking some poosay.... tonight.... more of the same, plus a scary movie ... my wife getting her favorite kind of sex. none. sorry to hear that JK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted May 13, 2007 10 hours of alone time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted May 13, 2007 so far it's been grilling some steaks, drinking some drinks, and focking some poosay.... tonight.... more of the same, plus a scary movie Don't you get dizzy blowing her up more than once? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
War Pigs 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Torii Hunter stomping the Tigers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted May 14, 2007 apparently it ended with my girlfriend breaking her tailbone when some focking assh0le pulled the chair out from under her at the casino, and then ran off when she fell. And the casino won't tell her who it was or review the tape to find out cause it wasn't one of their employees... gonna have to call the cops in the morning for her I was at work, so I was no help Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Hood 9 Posted May 14, 2007 apparently it ended with my girlfriend breaking her tailbone when some focking assh0le pulled the chair out from under her at the casino, and then ran off when she fell. And the casino won't tell her who it was or review the tape to find out cause it wasn't one of their employees... gonna have to call the cops in the morning for her I was at work, so I was no help Why you? She talks out her ass too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted May 14, 2007 Why you? She talks out her ass too? not very funny, but they have her on some pain meds, and I have yet to go to sleep (been up like 45 of the last 48 hours), and she's kinda out of it, so I'll probably have to be the one dealing with the cops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 14, 2007 ...a donkey punch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,564 Posted May 14, 2007 Ended with Mrs. kutulu getting something in her eye....couldn't do anything after that but go to sleep...it was twitching like a motherfocker. So I went downstairs and played some online poker....Came in place for a change....my big "bankroll" had recently been cut in half. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted May 14, 2007 Ended with Mrs. kutulu getting something in her eye....couldn't do anything after that but go to sleep...it was twitching like a motherfocker. So I went downstairs and played some online poker....Came in place for a change....my big "bankroll" had recently been cut in half. I warned her that I was going to spooge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,564 Posted May 14, 2007 I warned her that I was going to spooge Pretty much what I expected when I wrote it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Hood 9 Posted May 14, 2007 not very funny, but they have her on some pain meds, and I have yet to go to sleep (been up like 45 of the last 48 hours), and she's kinda out of it, so I'll probably have to be the one dealing with the cops. Sorry, I think the pulling out the chair trick is the height of hilarity. More bad news.......you can forget about getting any more anal. Well after you get your posting in make sure you get some rest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites