'Quick Family' & Friends Memorial Day Crabfeast

[kozmiq 70]

Ok, so I don't spend the $$$. My folks do. But still ...

30 people.

15 bushels of Jumbo Maryland Female Blue Crabs = $ 3,000.--

70 ears of corn, 30 lbs beans, salad for 30 plus, veggies & fruit and beer = $ 1,500.--

plus misc.

Total outlay = $ 5,000.--

 

Volleyball. Horseshoes. Crocquet. Swimming. Drinking. Eating. Napping.

 

And it all begins ......................... now.

Have a good one people.

[kozmiq 70]

Jeebus Christie!

Yesterday I ate so many Jumbo Maryland Female Blue Crabs (18) and so many ears of Silver Queen Corn on the cobb (5) and I drank so many Dominion Lagers (11) that I'm not going in to work today.

Plus I'm sunburned from watching the wimmen swimmen.

 

Anybody have a Holiday hangover?

[Ravens 03 0]

Ok, so I don't spend the $$$. My folks do. But still ...

30 people.

15 bushels of Jumbo Maryland Female Blue Crabs = $ 3,000.--

70 ears of corn, 30 lbs beans, salad for 30 plus, veggies & fruit and beer = $ 1,500.--

plus misc.

Total outlay = $ 5,000.--

 

Volleyball. Horseshoes. Crocquet. Swimming. Drinking. Eating. Napping.

 

And it all begins ......................... now.

Have a good one people.

 

 

That's alot of shiat for 30 people.

 

1/2 bushel of crabs PER PERSON!!!!

[kozmiq 70]

That's alot of shiat for 30 people.

 

1/2 bushel of crabs PER PERSON!!!!

 

 

 

My mother is a holier than thou do-gooder. She took a bunch of food to a homeless shelter just 10 minutes ago including 2 bushels of crabs.

BTW I don't think any bushel had more than 28 in it. They were so BIG MOFO's! BIG!

[phillybear 366]

I don't have any family. They were all killed by crabs.

[kozmiq 70]

I don't have any family. They were all killed by crabs.

 

 

The way I feel, I think the same thing is gonna happen to me.

[wiffleball 4,790]

It is a tip that many homeless people already have crabs...

 

 

That is a shiitload of crabs for 30 people. I went to a genuine crab deal last year. 'Course, being hosted by cajuns, there was also about 70 lbs of crawfish. Gotta admit, I'm sure it gets easier with repetition, but damn, there's a lot of steps in cracking a crab and getting rid of the 'bad' stuff to get to the good. 'course the crabs we had were a whole lot smaller than the ones you describe. I'm sure it's more worth it with bigger crabs.

[TimmySmith 2,782]

Females. There is no way you paid $200 a bushel for them. Plus the other stuff adds up to about $300 total.

[kozmiq 70]

It is a tip that many homeless people already have crabs...

That is a shiitload of crabs for 30 people. I went to a genuine crab deal last year. 'Course, being hosted by cajuns, there was also about 70 lbs of crawfish. Gotta admit, I'm sure it gets easier with repetition, but damn, there's a lot of steps in cracking a crab and getting rid of the 'bad' stuff to get to the good. 'course the crabs we had were a whole lot smaller than the ones you describe. I'm sure it's more worth it with bigger crabs.

 

 

I can pull the key and crack open and separate the shell and pull off the devil's fingers and scrape out the unedible mustard in 15-20 seconds. I usually swish the main meat part in a bucket of water. I'm ready to dip the white meat into cider vinager and dap in Old Bay Seasongs within a half a minute.

 

I almost never eat the claws or legs. One of our guests is a cook at Kevin Grevey's restaurant in Falls Church. He took most of the claws and legs for their crab soup this week.

[kozmiq 70]

Females. There is no way you paid $200 a bushel for them. Plus the other stuff adds up to about $300 total.

 

 

 

 

Yeah, you're right. What was I thinking?

They were only $ 199.99

 

And BTW, we don't live in no stinking apartment.

 

http://www.crabplace.com/crabs_live.asp

 

Now read and learn and quit trying to know something that you obviously don't, son.