Fumbleweed 516 Posted June 16, 2008 Per RotoWorld: "Brandon Marshall's right hand is recovered enough to do all normal activities except wipe his butt. His words, not ours: "I can do everything with my right hand that I was doing before the accident but I'm still wiping my butt with my left hand," Marshall said. Once this last crucial hurdle is overcome, Marshall will be an unstoppable force inside the bathroom and out on the field." Source: Gaston Gazette Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
typhus 13 Posted June 16, 2008 With the kind of money he makes, why doesnt he just hire someone to do that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VaTerp 0 Posted June 16, 2008 With the kind of money he makes, why doesnt he just hire someone to do that? Looking for a job? I kid, I kid. Seriously though, Marshall doenst make that much by NFL standards. If he puts up another year like last then he'll be due a HUGE contract after the season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgcrawfish 232 Posted June 16, 2008 If Brandon's having trouble whipping his ass, well, let's just say you definitely don't wanna be the "under" guy on over/under coverage scheme. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,788 Posted June 16, 2008 I tried "going Arab" like that. It's the one thing Arabs do that makes sense. I couldn't do it. Totally unnatural. I mean, I'm already behind my back, now I'm using my bad hand? - I'm thinking about seeing if they have classes on this or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
