6 Phrases to Get Her into Bed Tonight - Good Luck Geeks

[jerryskids 7,085]

You going to get a happy ending from the masseuse?

No. If I recall, Francesca is a short, bowling ball of a woman. I was talking to my wife this morning, she was like, "isn't it better that she isn't hot so that you don't, you know, embarass yourself?" I was like

 

Also, to add to the greta day, I just remembered my son is buying an Xbox after school.

[RLLD 4,275]

From the moment I wake up I fantasize about going back to bed; but to sleep. I guess I have reached that sad place in life where sleeping is the most coveted act in my day.

[wiffleball 4,797]

From the moment I wake up I fantasize about going back to bed; but to sleep. I guess I have reached that sad place in life where sleeping is the most coveted act in my day.

[kutulu 1,705]

I'm golden. She's out tonight and will get home right about kickoff...which is also close enough to the rugrats bedtime to ensure they are when it's time to Actually, I need to worry about putting myself to by doing to much and messing up my chance to

 

 

Didn't actually happen till this afternoon, but was worth the wait. No kids in the house...she sucked it like a porn star to completion.

[jerryskids 7,085]

Didn't actually happen till this afternoon, but was worth the wait. No kids in the house...she sucked it like a porn star to completion.

To celebrate my new job, tonight my wife and I are going to recreate my "perfect date." That is: sex, nice dinner, dancing/drinking, sloppydrunkensex.