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Favre "Fast Track" Investigation Complete

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The "fast track" investigation is finally complete, but it may take a bit for Roger to review all the facts. I'm guessing about 2.5 weeks.

 

What a crock. If it were anyone else, he would have been serving - and likely have completed - a minimum 4-game suspension. Could you imagine Donald Driver texted a picture of his Alabama blacksnake to a Packers employee? As it would be impossible to capture the entire thing on a cell phone camera, it would be impossible for me to imagine the NFL dragging its feet this long on a decision.

 

In other news, the Jerome Harrison was fined $100k for jaywalking in Pittsburgh's Strip District. Both the Steelers and Harrison declined to comment.

 

PREDICTED OUTCOME: Favre will be punished, post-retirement, streak intact, marriage in shambles. Roger doesn't have the balls to touch the streak. And we all buy #4 jerseys and Wranglers and tell our grandchildren about what a great man Brett Favre was.

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Meh....if this was as bad as Sterger wants to make it out to be, then it wouldn't have taken 2 years to surface. She was harrassed, and her sense of justice is for the NFL to suspend Favre....or she'll sue? Sounds goofy to me.

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Meh....if this was as bad as Sterger wants to make it out to be, then it wouldn't have taken 2 years to surface. She was harrassed, and her sense of justice is for the NFL to suspend Favre....or she'll sue? Sounds goofy to me.

 

Agreed.

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NFL investigator: Ms. Sterger, can you give us a brief history of your relationship with Mr. Favre

 

Jen's lawyer: Well, everything fine until he sent my client pictures of Little Brett

 

NFL investigator: Ms. Sterger, is this true?

 

Jen: Yes it's true; he has a little one.

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What a crock. If it were anyone else, he would have been serving - and likely have completed - a minimum 4-game suspension. Could you imagine Donald Driver texted a picture of his Alabama blacksnake to a Packers employee? As it would be impossible to capture the entire thing on a cell phone camera,

 

You seem to know a lot about Driver's junk... that's a little strange.

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