Vikings4ever 557 Posted March 28, 2011 http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Jose-Canseco-gets-punchy-sends-twin-brother-to-?urn=mlb-wp1507 Having a twin sibling in your life comes with many well-known benefits. Double the wardrobe! Chewing gum commercials! The ability to switch dates after a trip to the restroom! Sending your brother to fight a celebrity boxing match you no longer want to don the gloves for! OK, check that last one: Jose Canseco reportedly tried it over the weekend down in Miami and Ozzie Canseco — his 46-year-old twin brother previously best known to baseball fans for this baseball card and 65 career at-bats with the A's and Cardinals— ended up fooling nobody. The scheduled fight with Billy Padden never went down and the Miami Herald reports that Ozzie left the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino escorted by police officers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,297 Posted March 28, 2011 http://sports.yahoo....?urn=mlb-wp1507 Did they figure it out when Ozzie couldn't hit anything, again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,087 Posted March 28, 2011 How many times do you think they banged the same chick one after the other leaving her thinking he had the stamina of a horse? Get in line nikki Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 557 Posted March 28, 2011 How many times do you think they banged the same chick one after the other leaving her thinking he had the stamina of a horse? Get in line nikki With all the roids, Jose must be hung like a horsefly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cbfalcon 825 Posted March 28, 2011 How shiity must it be to have an exact twin that was so damn talented, whereas you have the exact same genes and were so untalented? That has to be the all time kick in the balls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
