Marisol Nichols - Top 10 hottest B celebs over 40?

[Giants Fan 85]

She's 42 years old now, has a kid. Still ... For like 6 more months, yummy.

 

43 with a 2 year old, and it's over. Want some!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef9X1E5OQqo

 

I did some google searches, and I gotta say ..... She looked a lot better 20 years ago .... But she still looks decent. EXACYLY my type ... When she was a teenager.

[Giants Fan 85]

OH, my focking god!

 

 

I would make sure, she does not choke, if she called me Daddy.

[Giants Fan 85]

Am I wrong, does that make me a perv? We are close in age. She is now pretty much unknown ....

 

Tell me there's a chance!

 

Also would do .... beverley d'angelo. Prolly. What is she, like 90 now? Still would. Prolly.

[Giants Fan 85]

If there was like s poop taste test, and i had to eat the poo from 500 elderly fat ladies, but if I guessed right, Marisol, would talk to me for 5 minutes ... I would do it. I bet her poo tastes like chai tea.

 

Ok, that's fair ... chai tea tastes like poo .... but it tastes like really good poo, in a tea form.

[Giants Fan 85]

You could take, gallons of fat lady poo ... and one pube, from Marisol Nichols. I would gladly, GLADLY, gargle all the fat lady poo,,until ... i get to, that one, single pube. And then I would be like, "Hey ... one time, I was gettin down, in you know what ... came up for air ... There was a pube between my teeth. That pube, came from Marisol Nichols." and nobody could say it wasn't true!. I would munch on her for days ... Go for splunking explorations if I have to.

 

And your response to, "Wait,,so you believed the guy with a dumptruck full of poo, that there was a Marisol Nichols pube in there, and you will let him dump it on your face?"

 

I would. If there was a chance for that, yummy, yummy pube, I would.

 

Yah know, I have some pretty good pube munching skills ... Prolly like hacking away at a forrest ...But once I get in there ... Crabs could like scurry out of a tide pool, and I would get my face right in that. yum.

[Giants Fan 85]

Ok, let me put it this way, have you seen Phoebe Cates recently? Everyone was so... engorged, shall we say after that scene in Fastimes. We all got to know Mr. Hand, during some extra time after school, if ya know what I mean, bro. Totally hot, no doubt about it ... attitude, I like attitude. She actually ended up running a little shop near my old hood in NYC. Says ppl say all the time, "You know who you look like, Phoebe Cates!" and she just kinda nods and says, "I have heard that before.". But you got 19 year old Phoebe Cates and 19 year old Marisol Nichols. Tough choice. I like them both.

 

But TODAY ... In real life, still not 50 yet ...Marisol is hotter, IMO...You better call a babysitter, cause we gonna partay! i would rock that body, all night. Phoebe Cates .... kinda old now. And married.

 

But I also dig Paula Abdul, so go figure. She's older than me. My type, I guess. Short brunettes with an ass like a 13 year old boy. No such thing as, "That chicks ass is too small." for me. Tiny tatas usually come with that package, but not always! I'm ok, either way, as long as I can bounce a quarter off yer ass.

 

Love me, still, some homegirl, Paula Abdul.

 

I got a whole scale, to my personal tastes. Some things are more important than others. A big fat ass is a dealbreaker though. Sorry, I have a small peen, and I am neurotic. Fat ass .. just, not gonna happen.

[Giants Fan 85]

Cream my pants:

 

 

STILL ... Looks good in my book. - Signed, Tall, white, uncoordinated, opposite.

 

Short brunette with an exotic face, tan skin and slick moves .... I know, I should move back to Queens.

 

Mmmmm ... Truck full of Scat Cat poo ... Bring it! I will find the Paula pube.

 

Prolly, for me ... #1 all time hottest chick. Had a thing for her for 25 years.

[Giants Fan 85]

So pretty much, I like Asian girls, Hispanic girls, Mixed race girls and Arab girls ... with small asses.

 

Now ... That in itself, is a dilema. Asian girls, Arab girls, and some Hispanic girls have the flat ass sydrome. i don't need to describe it ... It's not no ass, like white people, ... It's just flat. Never known a mixed girl that did not have a nice ass, but I hafe only known a few.

 

Which begs the question .... If I am gonna get myself an African American girl, to settle down with ... that's a Key and Peele sketch right there. But, if the idea was wee are gonna have kids .... dude, gimme some like 6 foot 3, 200 pounds, as Eddie Murphy once said, an"umba goomba biach".

 

Mfing kids will be strong and hard to catch ... but I will teach them to play football.

[Giants Fan 85]

Sadly, I think ... the small schlong thing goes from father to son, but who knows how much they cut off when I was a baby. So ... that could be ... difficult, shall we say. Being considered black, but having a small calk.

 

Prolly .... Never having kids anyway, but ... at least I thought about, IF I had a kid ... how to make it the best human possible.

 

Oh yeah, did you guys know ... peenie ... prolly has the least neanderthal dna of us all. That's right, there is a clear homo spaien DNA that can be traced back to Africa. We are all, originally African. BUT ... Europeans, killed off the Neanderthal. However, not quickly enough for some Homo Sapiens to mate with them. The Neanderthal was assimilated into modern Europeans. Africa, did not have Neanderthals, and therefore people who have primarily African blood, are actually more pure homo sapien. More human. They do not carry the Neanderthal genetics at all.

 

So, that's interesting. Just like I have a sceintific view about gender, you can get bewb implants, chop yer calk off and grow yer hair long, it doesn't make you a woman. I'm not a bigot,,it's just an objective fact. You are a mutilated man, pretending to be a woman. You can't decide to be something you are not. I could get a Jesus tattoo, wear a headband and become Catholic, but I can't decide to be a Mexican. Just the way it is, wells. Even though ... Yeah, short Mexican chicks .... I can dig it.

[Giants Fan 85]

It should never make anyone a bigot, when science is behind them. It's just truth. Most people don't know it.

[Cruzer 1,996]

I think she's hotter now...She's really .

[Giants Fan 85]

She never was a dog. For my age range, she's a solid 10.

[Giants Fan 85]

Can you see me, wearing my "Baller" outfit, hitting on her like a wigger? That'd be a funny hidden camera thing.

 

"Yo wassup girl, wassup! Wanna have a little Vegas vacation girl, YO! You are still fine as Hell. I just wanna get in their like a dawg .....bite that ass ....RAWR! Yeah, bite me somma that fine ass. Yo, can I get a picture witchu? On my phone? Yo .... gonna be all on my Myspace. That ho from that movie an shiat."

 

Think I could get her number, once I admitted to the act? Bet I could.

[Giants Fan 85]

And ya know who turned out to be hotter than you might expect? The other chick, from the different vacation movie.

 

Mmmm.... Yeah. Her.

[jerryskids 7,204]

You could take, gallons of fat lady poo ... and one pube, from Marisol Nichols. I would gladly, GLADLY, gargle all the fat lady poo,,until ... i get to, that one, single pube. And then I would be like, "Hey ... one time, I was gettin down, in you know what ... came up for air ... There was a pube between my teeth. That pube, came from Marisol Nichols." and nobody could say it wasn't true!. I would munch on her for days ... Go for splunking explorations if I have to.

 

And your response to, "Wait,,so you believed the guy with a dumptruck full of poo, that there was a Marisol Nichols pube in there, and you will let him dump it on your face?"

 

I would. If there was a chance for that, yummy, yummy pube, I would.

 

Yah know, I have some pretty good pube munching skills ... Prolly like hacking away at a forrest ...But once I get in there ... Crabs could like scurry out of a tide pool, and I would get my face right in that. yum.

 

Given the time you posted this, I'm guessing you weren't completely focked up on some combo of alcohol, weed, and pain killers. Which leads me to wonder just how many FBI watch lists you are on.

[Giants Fan 85]

I was pretty focked up on just weed beer and lack of sleep. Bored.

 

Figured I would just go as extreme as I could in describing how much I like her.

[Giants Fan 85]

I don't take any pain killers, usually. Besides advil.

[Magnificent Bastard 192]

I don't take any pain killers, usually. Besides advil.

Did you have an 8 ball jacket in the 90's?

[Giants Fan 85]

Did you have an 8 ball jacket in the 90's?

I did not. That was like a "mug me" sign in NYC back in the day. Why do you ask, because I hustled a little pool?

 

I always wore, like a businessman in NYC wears, a full length, wool and cashmere, black coat.

 

And I'd come into the pool room. Put my money on the table, and wait my turn. Then I would take my coat off, and get to work. i didn't do it for money. I did it for glory. Matter of fact, I had a partener, and together we were pretty unbeatable. He was all strategy, never leave the opponent a shot, and then I would make these crazy shots. "ok, 3 rails, gonna kiss the 3, 5 in the corner."

 

We had a pool table in my frat house. I used to play every day.

 

I remember one time, just the angle, spin I had to put on the cue ball it was gonna double kiss. Great leave for the next shot, but it was gonna double kiss, which means the cue ball hits the ball it is sinking twice,,before it sinks. So, I called it. Opponemt, who was a,good player, was like, "wait, so if you make the shot, but it doesn't double kiss, it's slop." and I said, "That's right, I am calling the double kiss." and I did it... made the shot.

 

But no .... Never had an 8 ball jacket. Why? Do you know something about my jacket that was stolen?

[Giants Fan 85]

Don't lie, or I'll know.

 

[mobb_deep 921]

She's like Eva Longoria's homely sister.

[Giants Fan 85]

She's like Eva Longoria's DIVORCED sister.

Fyp

[Magnificent Bastard 192]

Fyp

Did you ever go to Little Poland on 2nd ave and 13st?

[Giants Fan 85]

Did you ever go to Little Poland on 2nd ave and 13st?

. Is that a neighborhood, or a restaraunt?

 

The hottest chick, I think I ever knew, personally, was in NYC. Proud, Polish girl.

 

Her body ... Was just out of control. And she had this natural, like real blonde hair, and a sweet face, was a really nice girl to boot. Older than me, she's like 50 and married now, prolly still super hot. Rich.

[Magnificent Bastard 192]

Restaurant

[Giants Fan 85]

Janice ... If you somehow find this, please ... just send me a picture of your pretty smile.

 

We are talking, firm and at attention 36 D cups, girl was about 5 foot 7, natural blonde hair, and i don't mean brown hair with blonde streaks, her hair was natural blonde. And she had these legs, just perfect, and a tight little ass. That, by itself, a girl with naturally large and firm tittays, also has a tight little ass. Ya know, I don't normally like blondes ... but add to all of that she was super nice and everyone loved her. Real easy to get along with, acted like she was not aware how hot she was. Made her even hotter.

 

Rich parents, I met them, very nice people. Some guy, got lucky with that one.

 

Been looking for a nice Polish girl of my own ever since. East Village, huh?

[Giants Fan 85]

I have not met a Polish person I did not like. Very nice people. The chick I was talking about, kinda looked like Natasha Henstrdge.

 

http://www.movieactors.com/photos-stars/natasha-henstridge-ghosts2.jpg

 

But with a better body. Really, super friggin hot. Rare time, preferces are out the window.

 

Maybe because I am tall and blonde myself ... I like short, exotic, brunettes. Always ends up that way. If I had to describe "my type" ... Paula Abdul kinda knocks it out of the park.

[Giants Fan 85]

Lacey Chabert

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

From Party of Five: http://www.childstarlets.com/captures/videocaps/lchabert/party01/lcpartya053.jpg

[Giants Fan 85]

Ok, no ... Seriously .... Lacey Chabert:

 

http://www.celebritstairs.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/lacey-chabert-4.jpg

 

Wow!

[Giants Fan 85]

There's a certain eye shape, where right where the eye meets the corner of the nose, if it kinda turns up an curves back ... women know what I am talkimg about, it's like a middle Eastern, Hispanic kinda thing ... Litle curve in the eye opening on the corner close to the nose. I am a sucker for it. Or side burns, and neck hair ... mmmmmm, widows peak, bushy, Brooke Shields type eybrows ...I like a nice, hairy Greek girl ... make me some nice Spanicopita.

[Giants Fan 85]

My ideal face: http://wfiles.brothersoft.com/y/yasmeen-ghauri_116569-1920x1200.jpg

 

But Marisol Nichols is close enough.

[Giants Fan 85]

Btw, that is supermodel Yasmeen Guhari. She's like 11 feet tall and has very masculine shoulders ... But she has the eye shape I am goo goo for. See how it points down, on the corner near the nose?

[Giants Fan 85]

Never met, btw, a girl that had that eye shape, and did not have brown hair and brown eyes. One ex of mine I used to always comment how I liked her eyes, she asked me one time, "I have dogshiat brown color eyes, how can you like them so much?"

 

It's the shape. Never seen a woman with that eye shape that was not pretty.

[Giants Fan 85]

You know what else i like? Forehead hair. You ever seen like a .... again usually a Hispanic or Middle Eastern woman, she has those short hairs that grow on her forehead? Often combed into the bangs? Yasmeen kinda has them in the photo I posted.

 

Total perv I guess but I love that shiat.

[Giants Fan 85]

One time, at the dentist ... this Mexican girl was working on me, full mask, all I could see was her eyes, eyebrows and forehead hair ...and she was sweet and nice to me. Totally shoulda asked her out, but I chickened out.

 

It's hard to ask a girl out while she is cleaning gross stuff off your teeth. She had the eye shape though ... kinda hypnotizes me ...was good, she was gentle. No longer there. Been back many times, sure I have not seen her.

 

Prolly hallf my age anyway.

 

As I get older, I can say that without being a pedo. i was attracted to a girl that was half my age ... she might be 23.

[Giants Fan 85]

No can size, didn's see anything but from her eyes to the top of her forehead. Think she was about 5 foot 8.

 

You realize ... hot young 35 year old with a nursing degree ... As my folks get older, she's got a job, right next door. They have good insurance. Spare time, suck my calk ... everyone is happy.

 

But, if we are talking a green card, immigrant situation, there could be even more insentive ... Might bring me down to like, 31, 32 years old nurse, and not overweight yet.

 

If we are talking wife, has rights to half my stuff ... yah know ... Below 29 ... what am I, a sucker? i'm a white American man! i can adopt a 12 year old Chinese girl for like $50.

[Giants Fan 85]

Ok, $50 is just the fee in China ... but ... i prolly could adopt a kid and groom her, at my age.... If I was a sick fock. That happens, for real., prolly ... Molestors adopt kids from other countries because they see them as helpless and easilly manipulated. Prolly happens all the time. People are sick focks.

[Giants Fan 85]

I know you guys are just chewing at the bit to hate me for some reason, but I am also kinda bringing to light the suffering of children you ignore, it hurts, a little bit to pay attention, but it's worth it. It's sooooo, totally worth it. :wink:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KctO7S62ZfY

[Giants Fan 85]

True story ... i was born in 1970. There was litterally a child molestor that lived across the street from the school, AND my 5th grade teacher was arrested for molesting kids.

 

And I honestly had to ask myself ... was I that ugly of a kid, that even the child molestors did't like me? Then I thought back to some of my street punk siuations, when I was 14 in the park at midnight .... that's where the real child predators come try and take advantage of people. We, as punk rockers from that neighborhood, wanted them out. Cops didn't seem to care, so we set up stings, never hurt anybody but we scared them. All we wanted to do was get these pervs that were trying to pick up young boys, to gtfo. And it kinda worked. We were the kings of that park for awhile. Took one sting operation where the pedos got away, but knew we were not cops .... New rumor goes out ... In 1984, the park isn't safe.

 

That's right ...it's our park! GTFO! It's OK if like homos wanna do whatever, on the down low .... but we are just kids. We came to this park as kids. Don't fock with us!

 

White punks on dope!

[Giants Fan 85]

See, one night someone broke into the locker with all the baseball equipment was stored. We instantly became a gang, called ourselves Circle X. We had everything bats, helmets, catcher's masks. I even stole a pair of catchers shin guards, they were so Road Warrior ... course, impractical to wear on a regjular basis. So, we had to settle for just The Warriors, style.

 

Circle X though ... some of the homos that spent time in that park knew who we were, and we were OK with them, because they were not after kids. The guys that were out to molest underage boys ... yah, if the cops don't give a shiat .... we would handle it ourselves.

 

One time, I remember I tagged like a kids playground slide, like the wood part and it was not something that could be cleaned off ... if was a message ... Circle X owns this park. I rmember feeling bad about its later, because it was the playground where little kids were, and the whole thing had to be removed. Right on raw wood. Big circle with an X in it.

 

Pedo's that were in the park looking for kids to molest got the message. Punk rock ...where youth sticks up for itself, is here, bitchz. Get used to it.