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You are underestimating constitution's effects on savings throws. Open a a door with a hidden poison arrow trap or mistake a gas spore for a beholder with a low constitution and you'll change your tune.

Yea, well if you have better dexterity then it wouldn't matter, given your saving throw for such thing would be much better odds.

Trapped sh1t - Dexterity > Constitution

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The more interesting point is that it seems like many of the gun rights defenders are fine with the government breaking into phones, data mining, and gitmo.

 

Not all of course. BLS for example takes a consistent pro Liberty position, which I can respect.

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Yea, well if you have better dexterity then it wouldn't matter, given your saving throw for such thing would be much better odds.

Trapped sh1t - Dexterity > Constitution

What ever. You can keep your ghey elf attributes like Dexterity. Ooooo look at me i have massive hand eye coordination. I can pick locks! I can open treasure chests!

 

Meanwhile your arm is infested with a hoard of rot grubs and you die of freeking dungeon blight when your other party members try to contain the infestation by cutting off your arm and the red hot axe blade they use to cauterize the stump isnt quite sterile and it gets infected. Not so dexterous now, are you? Hey lefty....how about pick that lo......ooooo sorry man. I forgot.

 

Low constitution = dead ghey elf. Thats all im saying.

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What ever. You can keep your ghey elf attributes like Dexterity. Ooooo look at me i have massive hand eye coordination. I can pick locks! I can open treasure chests!

 

Meanwhile your arm is infested with a hoard of rot grubs and you die of freeking dungeon blight when your other party members try to contain the infestation by cutting off your arm and the red hot axe blade they use to cauterize the stump isnt quite sterile and it gets infected. Not so dexterous now, are you? Hey lefty....how about pick that lo......ooooo sorry man. I forgot.

 

Low constitution = dead ghey elf. Thats all im saying.

Meh.

I was a half elf one time....ONE TIME

 

I usually went for a Paladin. (Human) My +5 Holy Avenger was the shizznet. How did I aquire a +5 Holy Avenger, you ask?

I blew the DM.

I'm not ashamed about it, either. So worth it.

 

Now that we are trying to out D&D each other, I still have the original Players Handbook, Dungeon Masters Guide, Monster Manual and Dieties and Demigods.

I have no idea where they are, but I know that I still have them. :mad:

Monster Manual and Dieties and Demigods were my favorite. Gygax and frineds sure put some time into making those :thumbsup:

How gay am I that if I could find either one right now, they would be placed next to the shitter for morning reading?

 

Actually, the Players Handbook and DMG were great reading, also.

So many fond memories with graph paper back in the day.

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So, out of curiosity:

- If Donald & Musk stopped funding the Congress, would you object? Would America permit it? Would Republicans?

- If Donald & Musk stopped funding the Supreme Court, would you object? Would America permit it? Would Republicans?

Donald & Musk now hold the keys, they could do this I think. It would be completely illegal of course.

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