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Bizarre week that week 6 was, but the rankings are now more perfect than ever.  A special FU to Green Bay and San Francisco for making me believers in them for a week or two.

    Team    
1   Buffalo   I think they've proven they're the class of the NFL by beating the Chiefs in Arrowhead
2   Philadelphia   Interesting game against Dallas.  Seems like they dominated the first half via game plan, and then Dallas adjusted and I was thinking maybe this team is a product of an easy schedule.  Then Philly adjusted to the adjustments and got it done.
3   Kansas City   No real shame in losing a close game to Buffalo. 
4   Dallas   I don't mind that they lost to Philadelphia given Dallas' novel game plan to neutralize Parsons
5   Baltimore   I'm giving them a little bit of grace for the loss to the giants given the Wink Martindale revenge factor and he likely knows all of the Ravens soft spots
6   Cincinnati   Bengals are 6th in this list but I don't think they're that great.  It's just the level of play really falls off after the top 4 teams
7   Tampa Bay   I think Brady can't focus.  Tiger got taken down by his woman and now Brady and they are probably too high on this list.
8   LAC   For the talent on this roster they seem to always struggle to win games.  Any well coached team will likely take them down
9   Minnesota   Another average win against a mediocre opponent.  Quietly sitting at 5-1 with a lone loss to Philly.
10   San Francisco   They faked me out.  It's clear this team is just different on the road.
11   New England   They seem to be pulling the patriots MO.  Suck in September and get their act together in October
12   NYG   Winning on sheer coaching.  Eventually they'll just get out-talented.
13   NYJ   I'm starting to like this team.  Good thing Saleh kept those receipts.
14   Green Bay   I'm not going to believe this team is good anymore.  Not… gonna… Do it.
15   Miami   I think they're Minnesota south
16   LAR   Until this team learns how to block people I'm not giving them any more credit
17   Arizona   It looks like their biggest problem is Kyler Murray and the coaching staff don't like each other.
18   Las Vegas   Masters of losing close games.  Better than their record would indicate in my opinion
19   Tennessee   You can see they're starting to put it together a bit.  Lucky for them the division is still putrid
20   Detroit   Same ole Detroit
21   Jacksonville   Hot take: Trevor Lawrence is Drew Bledsoe
22   Cleveland   Deshaun Watson can't get here fast enough.  Although, I doubt he's going to help this terrible defense
23   Washington   Really stuck it too Chicago on Thursday night
24   Indianapolis   They got up to redeem themselves for the butt whooping Jacksonville gave them.  So at least they have some pride
25   Houston   I think we could justify contracting this team out of the league
26   Denver   Arizona's problem is the coaching staff and Kyler can't get along.  Denver's problem seems to be that DangeRuss' teammates don't seem to like him
27   New Orleans   They're bad and they seem to be getting worse
28   Seattle   Give me one more win and I might give them some credit
29   Atlanta   It's like a rich man's version of Chicago.  No wonder they beat SF.  Perhaps their defense is only good against teams that throw forward passes
30   Pittsburgh   They happened to run into the perfect team at the perfect time and got lucky Pickett got hurt so Trubisky could have his FU moment before going back down to earth
31   Carolina   Now that they got rid of Robbie Anderson perhaps things will start looking up
32   Chicago   Still stuck in the 40's offense.  
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Nice to see my Vikings moving up, but you are wise to be leery. They've been sailing the seas for 61 years & still haven't found the promised land. 

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On 10/19/2022 at 10:38 PM, nobody said:

Bizarre week that week 6 was, but the rankings are now more perfect than ever.  A special FU to Green Bay and San Francisco for making me believers in them for a week or two.

    Team    
1   Buffalo   I think they've proven they're the class of the NFL by beating the Chiefs in Arrowhead
2   Philadelphia   Interesting game against Dallas.  Seems like they dominated the first half via game plan, and then Dallas adjusted and I was thinking maybe this team is a product of an easy schedule.  Then Philly adjusted to the adjustments and got it done.
3   Kansas City   No real shame in losing a close game to Buffalo. 
4   Dallas   I don't mind that they lost to Philadelphia given Dallas' novel game plan to neutralize Parsons
5   Baltimore   I'm giving them a little bit of grace for the loss to the giants given the Wink Martindale revenge factor and he likely knows all of the Ravens soft spots
6   Cincinnati   Bengals are 6th in this list but I don't think they're that great.  It's just the level of play really falls off after the top 4 teams
7   Tampa Bay   I think Brady can't focus.  Tiger got taken down by his woman and now Brady and they are probably too high on this list.
8   LAC   For the talent on this roster they seem to always struggle to win games.  Any well coached team will likely take them down
9   Minnesota   Another average win against a mediocre opponent.  Quietly sitting at 5-1 with a lone loss to Philly.
10   San Francisco   They faked me out.  It's clear this team is just different on the road.
11   New England   They seem to be pulling the patriots MO.  Suck in September and get their act together in October
12   NYG   Winning on sheer coaching.  Eventually they'll just get out-talented.
13   NYJ   I'm starting to like this team.  Good thing Saleh kept those receipts.
14   Green Bay   I'm not going to believe this team is good anymore.  Not… gonna… Do it.
15   Miami   I think they're Minnesota south
16   LAR   Until this team learns how to block people I'm not giving them any more credit
17   Arizona   It looks like their biggest problem is Kyler Murray and the coaching staff don't like each other.
18   Las Vegas   Masters of losing close games.  Better than their record would indicate in my opinion
19   Tennessee   You can see they're starting to put it together a bit.  Lucky for them the division is still putrid
20   Detroit   Same ole Detroit
21   Jacksonville   Hot take: Trevor Lawrence is Drew Bledsoe
22   Cleveland   Deshaun Watson can't get here fast enough.  Although, I doubt he's going to help this terrible defense
23   Washington   Really stuck it too Chicago on Thursday night
24   Indianapolis   They got up to redeem themselves for the butt whooping Jacksonville gave them.  So at least they have some pride
25   Houston   I think we could justify contracting this team out of the league
26   Denver   Arizona's problem is the coaching staff and Kyler can't get along.  Denver's problem seems to be that DangeRuss' teammates don't seem to like him
27   New Orleans   They're bad and they seem to be getting worse
28   Seattle   Give me one more win and I might give them some credit
29   Atlanta   It's like a rich man's version of Chicago.  No wonder they beat SF.  Perhaps their defense is only good against teams that throw forward passes
30   Pittsburgh   They happened to run into the perfect team at the perfect time and got lucky Pickett got hurt so Trubisky could have his FU moment before going back down to earth
31   Carolina   Now that they got rid of Robbie Anderson perhaps things will start looking up
32   Chicago   Still stuck in the 40's offense.  

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