BunnysBastatrds 2,412 Posted July 4, 2023 Edit…I’ve told this story before, but I’m drunk and it’s worthy of telling it again. So my good friend I’ve known since high scrool had a couples night with his wife and mine. Dinner and a bar. I suggested the Aloha. A karaoke dive bar in Gretn, where you had to be buzzed in. Ddrinks were cheap and the patrons were all a mixed bag. In the men’s bathroom they had a black & white photo of Raquel Wlelsh riding on top of a car wearing a sexy skimpy leather outfit. Boner! So we’re sitting at the Barr laughing at the ones who takes this shiot seriously. All of sudden this booty broad I banged before I got married walks i, walks by and gives me the stink eye. I laughed. Tommy Sto: Who’s that? She’s your type. You and your chubs. I used to bang her in the late 90’s. She demanded I buy her a new mattress and I never called her back. She taught me the art of anality. Dirty Sanchez: Want to be my back door man? Went through a tube of KY in two days.Tommy Sto: She’s starring at you with Daggers. Me: Come with me. So we go to the DJ booth and I request Knocking At Your Back Door. DJ: Your up in three. Tommy Sto: Can I tell the wives? Me: While I’m on stage. So I go on stage and said “This is for you” And winked at her. Half way through she got up and left. Tommy Sto is crying laughing, and my ex is shaking her head. Good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 912 Posted July 4, 2023 This one perfectly sums up how I feel about the direction/future of our nation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 912 Posted July 4, 2023 2 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: A+ The Knack.......yikes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,412 Posted July 4, 2023 Second beat song Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RogerDodger 798 Posted July 4, 2023 Ballroom Blitz was the Krokus song I was trying to remember. The original doesnt work, 1973. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,412 Posted July 4, 2023 Little known fact. Bruce Dickerson is Al liicensed airline pilot who flys 747 when off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
