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Well actually, just a piece of the company that manufactures them. 20 shares (RACE) @ $298.15

Purchased because of a comment by someone on CNBC this morning "how many companies can charge whatever they please, yet there's always a waiting list ?"

 

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 My ex- girlfriend fatty either won the lottery or inherited a ridiculous amount of money. She bought a used one in San Diego and tried to seduce me with it and money after my divorce As tempting as it was I couldn’t. Me: I couldn’t fit in the drivers seat. But I appreciate the offer.  Fatty Fat Fat: Dealer said that Michael Jordan and Rodman own one.Typical you and excuses.   Me: They fit in you?

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11 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 My ex- girlfriend fatty either won the lottery or inherited a ridiculous amount of money. She bought a used one in San Diego and tried to seduce me with it and money after my divorce As tempting as it was I couldn’t. Me: I couldn’t fit in the drivers seat. But I appreciate the offer.  Fatty Fat Fat: Dealer said that Michael Jordan and Rodman own one.Typical you and excuses.   Me: They fit in you?

Edie?

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9 minutes ago, cmh6476 said:

Edie?

Nice, but no. Ex is more like

 God bless that fawking beautiful mess. 

 

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 There’s a guy who owns a king cake bakery here. Some consider it the best. During Mardi Gras they sell them out every morning. Ive sent a few to fellow geeks after the Saints games we lost as friendliest bets. Sent one to Patriots FratBoy one Christmas. If I would’ve won he was going to send me Boston clam. Chowder. Fun.

 Anywho, Randy buys a new Ferrari every year when the season is over. Crazy stoopid rich. Told me one day at the bar you cannot buy a new one if you have never owned one previously. Asked f I was interested in his 91 Testarossa. Me: Arsehole. I drive a Ford Explorer. Trade you? 

 

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Had no idea you couldn't get a new one if you've never owned one previously. The money out there is just focking amazing. Did the guy take your trade offer ? :)

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