Went to a paraplegic strip club

[Cloaca du jour 2,150]

Place was crawling with puzzy.

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

I love to dance with Peg Leg Sue
She got one, I got two
I told her to save a dance for me
My boogie woogie amputee
We're gonna hop swing and jump
I shake my hips, she shakes her stump
Yeah
Sha la la la Wee ahh oooh
Disco Disco Peg Leg Sue
Oh Suzie baby if you please
Let me give your stump a squeeze
It turns me on that empty knee
My boogie woogie amputee
Down hetta-hetta
Oh Suzie you sho ain't got two left feet baby
Oh Suzie Oh Suzie you're my fave
You only got one leg to shave
You got style, you got charms
Aren't you glad you got both arms
You're gonna use 'em tonite
Yeah

[Bier Meister 1,710]

what a drag

[BunnysBastatrds 2,442]

 So this guy comes home to his apartment with a twelver and a fifth of JD. He ices the beer down, pours his Jack in a flask, jerks off to a Morgan Freeman audio cd on how to talk dirty in the bathroom, for beginners. He finishes and puts his swim trunks on and grabs his gear and gets poolside. There was only one person there.
,The chick with no arms or legs from apartment 34 A he had heard about.She there.tanning in a polka dot bikini. He’s on his third beer and she says, hey, can I have some beer. He says to himself, why not. She tells him her sippy cup is in her bag, please put the beer in it baby. So he obliges and then starts hitting the flask. She says she wants some too..He does. She says she’s never been fawked before, please? He says why not. She stops and says you need a rubber. He says don’t have one. She, I have the worst case of herpes outbreak ever.You should probably peroxide your face everyday. Livid, he picks her up and kisses her, smiles, and threw her in the pool and said, now you’re fawked! He immediately goes to his apartment and looks off the balcony to see the outcome. A Mexican pool cleaner saves her and fawking her silly on an deck chair.